My All Time Favorite Threads

In 9 years I have seen some very interesting threads containing great debates and/or really earth shaking information. I wanted to compile as many of them in one place for ease of viewing. Her are a few from some prolific (and not so prolific) posters who have entertained me over the years.

These are all from memory since a lot of them have been 404'd and most likely exist only on some CIA server. If I missed you please let me know, I am pretty sure you created a cool thread or two that may have just Mandela time-slipped my mind and it would be awesome to post it here.

• DBCowboy, Survival:
  
  So you abducted your first person, now what? A primer on hostage-keeping
  
  
• Nonspecific, The Grey Zone:
  
  I think my liver is an interdimensional demon so I will kill it with alcohol
  
  
• Neo96, Global Meltdown:
  
  Spreading the wealth: Keynesian economics, how I learned to love it
  
  
• Nightstar, Health and Wellness:
  
  I love dragons sooo much I got a Komodo Dragon! Are they any doctors who can help me sew my arm back on?
  
  
• Krazysh0t, Dissecting Disinformation:
  
  Marijuana? Never heard of it...
  
  
• Sillyolme, Politicians and People:
  
  Hillary Clinton filmed clubbing baby seals! How I defend her position on this non-controversial subject
  
  
• Zazzafrazz, Rant:
  
  Stop calling me a 'Crazy Cat Lady'!!!! I am a dude, or: How I 'cat'-fished you all!
  
  
• Kosmicjack, Really Above Top Secret:
  
  A Super Mod opens up: How ATS really is an NSA shill site!
  
  
• Cranialsponge, Travel:
  
  I'm from Canada; ask me anything about snow and potholes. And snow.
  
  
• Byrd, Ancient and Lost Civilizations:
  
  How I turned on the Great Pyramid: A girl's guide to using scented candles and aromatherapy to woo your mate
  
  
• DJW001, ATS Skunk Works:
  
  Holy s***! My kidneys and New Zealand just moved! Confessions of a recently converted Mandela Effect believer
  
  
• Kali74, Poltiical Ideology:
  
  Not only will I now be voting for Trump I want to bear his orange babies
  
  
• Benevolent Heretic, Political Mud Pit:
  
  How I kicked that hussy Kali's ass for stealing my man!
  
  
• Projectvxn, Weaponry:
  
  The Wet Willy: Your potential last line of defense in a SHTF scenario
  
  
• Lazyfortress, Relationships:
  
  I like this girl, should I pull her hair or egg her house?
  
  
• Zika Map Guy, Diseases and Pandemics:
  
  Remember Ebola and H1N1? Me neither...
  
  
• Blupblup, [HOAX!]:
  
  Just because I have breasts does not mean I am a chick!!!!
  
  
• Reldra, Political Issues:
  
  Hey, did Kali and BH kill themselves in that cat fight? Cause I want me some Trump. MmmmmmMmmmmm!
  
  
• Shamrock6, Posse Comitatus:
  
  I will taze you bro! Or, how a little violence never hurt anyone
  
  
• BigFatFurryTexan, Food and Cooking:
  
  How to eat Vegan: The proper way to prepare one and how to address their pleading

That was a great trip down memory lane (or mammary lane in Blup's case). If you have your own favorite threads this could be a great place to post them as well. I am always looking for the next great read.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



Yes, I'm crying!

Bravo.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nice "links".

Edit: Should have known, its a "clicK" thread.

The ones I "Click"...

a reply to: intrptr

Need a tissue?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

Kali74, Poltiical Ideology:

Not only will I now be voting for Trump I want to bear his orange babies

Benevolent Heretic, Political Mud Pit:

How I kicked that hussy Kali's ass for stealing my man!

Masonicus! I'm so embarrassed now! Everyone knows I lost my soul mate AND any future of bearing orange children...

Reldra, Political Issues:

Hey, did Kali and BH kill themselves in that cat fight? Cause I want me some Trump. MmmmmmMmmmmm!

Notes to self:
1. Contact reldra and give her Kali's address.
2. After the inevitable beat down, destroy reldra!

My future looks bright! Bright orange!

BigFatFurryTexan, Food and Cooking:

How to eat Vegan: The proper way to prepare one and how to address their pleading

Another great one! LOL!

originally posted by: Benevolent Heretic
Masonicus! I'm so embarrassed now! Everyone knows I lost my soul mate AND any future of bearing orange children...

I am a good consoler. I am willing to get all huggy and stuff and pretend I am listening to your troubles.

Sans apparel obviously.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

What the actual fk...

LOL

I have built an altar out of cheetos, I'm just waiting now also I'm pretty sure I can take BH as long as she leaves her dogs at home.

originally posted by: Kali74
I have built an altar out of cheetos, I'm just waiting now also I'm pretty sure I can take BH as long as she leaves her dogs at home.

Would it surprise you if I admitted that I find girl fights oddly arousing?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

well, that sounds interesting, but first... what's your skin tone?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You are fantastic!



this thread is worth the applause!

originally posted by: Benevolent Heretic
well, that sounds interesting, but first... what's your skin tone?

Second from the right.

Just call me Schmuck l'Orange.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Kali74
I have built an altar out of cheetos, I'm just waiting now also I'm pretty sure I can take BH as long as she leaves her dogs at home.

Would it surprise you if I admitted that I find girl fights oddly arousing?

Who doesn't?

Some classic threads there though, especially the vegan thread. I found that Vegans taste exactly how they live their life, bland.

originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
Some classics threads there though, especially the vegan thread. I found that Vegans taste exactly how they live their life, bland.

I hate them because they eat my food's food.

Anyone remember the one where the guy said he and his mum were going to get beamed up and he made a video of his Mum chanting?.
Can't remember the details but that thread was crazy.

a reply to: Benevolent Heretic

Last night on the news, I saw his hair had actually become more yellow, it offset his orange-ness to beam like a rising harvest moon. perfect for this time of year.

Can I referee the girl - scrag?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well that would explain this thread of yours:

Alex Jones Was Right: How Juice Boxes Turned Me Into A Lesbian

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Can I referee the girl - scrag?

All my fantasies have just come true.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Brilliant read.

An Ode to duality, 2 messages per link for the price of one.

Tis the work of a Freemason,

originally posted by: Kali74Well that would explain this:

Alex Jones Was Right: How Juice Boxes Turned Me Into A Lesbian

Oh. Em. Gee.

I forgot all about that one!