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I want them to really go with the racism that SJWs claim to see every day in every single interaction.
An older white male falls off of a very tall glass building called "Greatest STEM Building With Crazy Awesome Tech Jobs Inc.". The blue sky and clouds giving off a reflection that makes it look like an ivory tower. Iron Man swoops in and grabs his hand. The man looks up and says
Smith McCiswhitemale: "Oh my word! Thank you so much Iron Man!!! How can I possibly repay you?"
Iron Man looks down and the mask retracts to reveal Riri
Riri: "Maybe you could take a look at my resume I submitted to your company last year when I graduated from MIT at the age of 14?"
Smith McCiswhitemale: "wha-wha-wha-wha.....You're a GIRL!?..... A BLACK GIRL!!???"
Riri: "What's wrong? You don't like the new suits flava?"
He pulls his hand out of hers and falls the 200+ stories in a swan dive pose. He reaches terminal velocity, bursting into flame. The final panel is looking straight up from the point of impact. The art of him flaming with his arms spread out makes him look suspiciously like a burning cross right before he hits. The cross street is MLK BLVD. This is the part where her (revamped) sidekick, "The Human Torch", is introduced. He just yells "FLAME ON" and makes out with his boyfriend in social situations that make everyone sort of uncomfortable. Like where this guy just landed and everyone is running around in a panic and terror.
This is the ONLY acceptable way to # this up in such a way that I will purchase every issue. If it's not this, it had better have a very good story to sell me on a 15 year old girl becoming Iron Man.
originally posted by: ksiezyc
Funny comment I have to say. It seems being anything but white is fine. Identify as having no gender? No problem. You're proud of being white huh, what a racist.