I know where clouds come from ...

If God made men, it means our anatomy reflects back on God.
We were made in His image.

We can't do everything in 5 minutes.
Sometimes it takes ten.
But who made that strange anatomy, and what were they thinking?

Now if we're made in God's image, I now understand where clouds come from.

If a male God made me, as most world religions say, he seems a bit funny.
He sure put a lot of thought into how it's all gonna work.

But now when I see the clouds, and God lives in the heavens.
When I see the clouds I know He had a good time.

Perfect, who needs another explanation?

a reply to: halfoldman

I want to go to North Korea.

Should I buy flowers here or there? I've seen the bouquet, and I prefer the flowers of capitalism. Only to honor socialism, of course. I mean you can't sit behind a capitalist invention and honor socialism. That would be fake, and means you're a phoney.

I'm sure billions of refugees and migrants want to go to North Korea too.
Socialism would welcome an ISIS mosque around every corner.

Not so?

Stalin, Stalin
Lenin, Lenin
Trotsky, Trotsky.

Will I get communal male showers and a uniform there? Probably.
It will be a bit like going to Lilliput though.

If I landed at Pyongyang airport (joke).

Everyone's so happy and so thin!

The DPRK diet: skip breakfast, skip lunch and supper. Repeat.

But perhaps it's all propaganda.
They have propaganda about us, and we have propaganda about them.

At least there you don't need to worry about a house or the future.
If you loyal to the state, all your needs are met.

Right...

Should sleeping in Parliament be grounds for execution?
If the propaganda is true.

foreignpolicy.com...

Oh flip. When they see my Western dong in the showers, they're gonna kill more rhinos.