Want to fight? No? What are you chicken?

a reply to: reldra
That explains much.
No, just joking of course

I don´t know if "deter" is the right word. If you make soft egg for breakfast, after boiling for 6 minutes, you put them under cold water to stop them cooking further. This is what I mean with "deter". It´s called "abschrecken" originally.

a reply to: TheKnightofDoom
Ah the face ones...

Your face is like a manual fire detector. You want to punch it and run.

a reply to: [post=21194167]Peeple[/post

Practice falling down ill be there in a minute.

Sorry thats all i got fellas...shruggs in dissapointment.

Cool i'll join in with a few.

Your face looks like ketchup cause i've just kicked it.

What's black and blue and looks like your mum?? your face...Love that one.

Don't talk to me like that ass hat, cause i'll bust your jaw with tv remove.

Kiss my ass you ugly #er, cause when i'm done you'll look like the # under my shoe.

Only some that i've used when drunk and in a funny mood.

Hope i didn't go to far?

a reply to: DarkvsLight29
Wow, tell that to the wrong guy and he´ll make it come true. It´s basically asking for it.

originally posted by: verschickter
a reply to: DarkvsLight29
Wow, tell that to the wrong guy and he´ll make it come true. It´s basically asking for it.

Said that many time's to people who think they can fight and guess what, they ended up on the ground...But your right it only takes one wrong person to get your ass kicked.

Anyway i don't fight anymore, to old (only 29) lol but got more to live for than doing that.

a reply to: Peeple

Just punch them ...that will get the fight started.

originally posted by: reldra

originally posted by: dukeofjive696969
My 2 favourite insults

1st you son of a thousand fathers , from Conan the barbarian comic books.

2nd are the flees on your back trained, tasseloff burfoot, dragonlance.

This is good, from The Princess Bride: ""I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon."

Just beautiful. Great line too

One of my favorites:
You are a stinky poop head

I like to to keep my insults young, people dont know how to respong to kindergarden insults...give it a whirl sometime

Another one:
If i wanted any darn lip from you id unzip my pants

a reply to: Peeple

Not really an insult but this has always been my favorite:

When somebody is approaching you to assault you, you say something super nonsensical like "WAIT!! No matter what happens, just remember... it's your mother's cheese" and, as SOON as their eyes look away in confusion, you kick them in the crotch as hard as you can and run away.



ps edit - disclaimer: I have not tested this method and I absolve myself from any and all liability towards those who try it.

This thread is why I can't read ATS at work.

See that pile of turds? Reminds me of you and your friends.

a reply to: kcdub0184

Gave you a star. For the effort you put into it.

a reply to: Tarzan the apeman.

The problem is that would just make them laugh. I am more looking for something that would make them want to punch me.

a reply to: DarkvsLight29

Strong stuff, verbal nukes. Imagine someone saying that to you with a sweet smile. That would enrage them but puzzle them long enough for me to run away, so


Perfect!

a reply to: Peeple

From Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) in Christmas vacation, though not delivered directly to his target:

"I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, (Richard)less, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey (feces) he is! Hallelujah! Holy (feces)! Where's the Tylenol?"

My personal favorite: A**neck

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Peeple

Do you need a hug?

What we didn't immediately realize here is that he meant this one as an example. It has to be said while standing with outstretched arms...naked.

More of a threat than verbal abuse.

a reply to: dogstar23

Wouldn't be the first time I hugged a grown man naked.




Today.

You remind me of someone I always wanted to punch......

Okay, Okay, I take it back! UnF*** you!

You're lower than the lice on a snake's belly.

That came from my Mammy. She rarely spoke ill of anyone, could always find the positive. But----if someone harmed a member of her family---she had lots of colorful language to describe them, none of it vulgar or crude, just descriptive. It's a Southern thing...

originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: TheKnightofDoom

Those definitely will get memorised tomorrow. Pillock and wazzack. By the time they google what it means I will be out of their reach!

My youngest is absolutely the Queen of Sly Insults. I've seen it take as long as 24 hours for the victim to realize he/she'd been cut off at the knees. She was, I will freely admit, heavily influenced in her early years by Monty Python. And she was raised in a large family of Southern women with descriptive vocabularies. Think Monty Python meets the YaYa Sisterhood.