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Want to fight? No? What are you chicken?

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posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:18 PM
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originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: reldra

Seems like he is writing a whole essay. Do you think he'll also draw us puctures?
SLAYER69? Where are you? You got an educational mandate to fulfill?!


I hope so! I would like a slide show.




posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:19 PM
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I like calling folk a pillock also...I think it is a northern insult.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:19 PM
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a reply to: Peeple

I really want to thank you for this exceptionally well thought out and insightful thread. The responses were illuminating and intelligent. Keep up the good work.





posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:20 PM
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a reply to: reldra

Better, Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:21 PM
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originally posted by: olaru12
a reply to: Peeple

I really want to thank you for this exceptionally well thought out and insightful thread. The responses were illuminating and intelligent. Keep up the good work.




This is the most scholarly material I have seen on ATS in a long time. Much better than discussions about Quantum Theory and the Theory of Relativity being merged together.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:22 PM
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a reply to: reldra

I actually read that book! The Goldman version not the original, but I really enjoyed that! Let's go to Florin!



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:26 PM
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originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: reldra

I actually read that book! The Goldman version not the original, but I really enjoyed that! Let's go to Florin!


Yes! Let us go! There is a Home Depot there...wait, not that Florin.

This Florin:




posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:27 PM
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a reply to: TheKnightofDoom

Just looked it up it comes from the northern slang pillicock which means penis.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:28 PM
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a reply to: olaru12

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a reply to: olaru12

Thank you guys for noticing. It was exceptionally hard work, it ruined my relationship, because all my time was invested in putting this "gift from my genius to mankind" as I humbly like to call it, together.
I don't do for the appreciation though. I do it simply because I am well aware no one else could.
Thank me. I do.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:28 PM
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originally posted by: TheKnightofDoom
a reply to: TheKnightofDoom

Just looked it up it comes from the northern slang pillicock which means penis.


One learns something new everday.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:30 PM
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Another northern insult is calling someone a wazzack it means an idiot.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:34 PM
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a reply to: TheKnightofDoom

Those definitely will get memorised tomorrow. Pillock and wazzack. By the time they google what it means I will be out of their reach!



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:35 PM
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Somebody must have called zero, because you showed up.

Lookup "ass" on wikipedia, it shows your face.

When you were a child, your mother gave you a meat necklace, so at least the dog would play with you.

Did someone flush the toilet or why are you blubbering around?



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 03:41 PM
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a reply to: verschickter

But your name is german, why are you so good at that?



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 04:10 PM
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a reply to: Peeple
Yes I´m a kraut. In english? I just translate it, so it sounds nice. I have some more but they are difficult to translate in a way it makes sense and is still funny.
Let´s try:

If you´re on the beach, greenpeace shows up, trying to roll you back into the water.

And one for you:
Du hast das richtige Gesicht zum Eier abschrecken.
You´ve the right face to deter eggs.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 04:16 PM
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...you probably not very popular at parties either.

Cheers



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 04:16 PM
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If this is directed to me, no I would never use them, naturally I´m a peace loving person. The last ones are very mean, I know.

a reply to: Peeple
Swearing is best done freestyle, it must come from your heart

edit on 1-9-2016 by verschickter because: god damn paragraphs, I always mess them up here.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 04:34 PM
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originally posted by: verschickter
a reply to: Peeple
Yes I´m a kraut. In english? I just translate it, so it sounds nice. I have some more but they are difficult to translate in a way it makes sense and is still funny.
Let´s try:

If you´re on the beach, greenpeace shows up, trying to roll you back into the water.

And one for you:
Du hast das richtige Gesicht zum Eier abschrecken.
You´ve the right face to deter eggs.


Oh, you are German. I have German on both sides of the family.

I will then 'face the eggs' , it appears important to my heritage.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 04:37 PM
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I'm just surprised I don;t have any mod Pms as of yet. LOL



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 04:41 PM
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a reply to: verschickter

As me Dad said to me "You will never be as funny as your face"




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