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Want to fight? No? What are you chicken?

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posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:23 PM
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Hey, If I wanted to hear from an a-hole, I would have farted!




posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:24 PM
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This entire thread has rendered me speechless...



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:24 PM
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a reply to: Dumbass

Certainly classic. If I imagine it said with proper emphasis it certainly works.

a reply to: Quantum12

You're just too nice. Go home I am drunk.
No stay, smoochy woochy. Humpty quanty.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:24 PM
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My fave "you are a real w**nker....Pity your dad wasn't.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:25 PM
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originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No I am just honestly looking for creative ways to swear and or insults.
But thanks for the offer maybe after the action.
I always cuddle afterwards.


What pushed me over the edge was I guess "the megadeth forum has the nicest people".
Why is nice considered such a good thing? It's boring and dull.


Is English your first language?



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:27 PM
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Rolls eyes, so....you're the winning 'Sperm' that made it eh?



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:29 PM
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originally posted by: athousandlives
I'm not great at insults either, Lol.
Stop looking at me like that, you... you... pillock! I'll have your head mate, yeah?
It's the kind of stuff I learn having lived in the UK for a while.


Here, this reminded me of some Monty Python sketch, maybe this one?




You are better at insults than the OP and you gave me a Monty Python sketch I have never seen.






posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:29 PM
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a reply to: grainofsand

I apologise I got gender confused because of your name I always confuse you with queenofweird
And now I feel obliged to apologise again, wasn't meant as insult, just a fact.
I am deeply sorry for that too as I now realise that could be taken as insult too and just say
No offense intended and
Slowly back away, leaving it at that.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:30 PM
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a reply to: reldra

Oh look it's reldra... are you here to chastise everyone for their bad french?



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:30 PM
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originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: Dumbass

Certainly classic. If I imagine it said with proper emphasis it certainly works.

a reply to: Quantum12

You're just too nice. Go home I am drunk.
No stay, smoochy woochy. Humpty quanty.


Isn't it 'I should go home, I am drunk'? Or it would be a new funny twist..."I am drunk, you go home."

The latter sort of makes sense if one is in a bar.



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:31 PM
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originally posted by: awareness10
a reply to: reldra

Oh look it's reldra... are you here to chastise everyone for their bad french?


No, just you.


I don't even speak French....
edit on 1-9-2016 by reldra because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:31 PM
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a reply to: awareness10

French? She can't even do English. She couldn't spell 'cat' if you spotted her the 'C' and the 'A'.







edit on 1-9-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:31 PM
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a reply to: SLAYER69

See I knew you got it in you! SLAYER69, SLAYER69 WHOO HOO!



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:32 PM
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a reply to: reldra

Awesome I feel so special thankyou. Bravo!!!!!



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:32 PM
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a reply to: Peeple

Hahaha! Star for that, actually did laugh out loud



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:33 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: awareness10

French? She can't even do English. She couldn't spell 'cat' if you spotted her the 'C' and the 'A'.



Absolutely. Here Cay,Cay, Cay......



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:33 PM
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a reply to: Peeple

I am often suggesting to the angry temper flair type friends leave the swear words and make up one of your own that lets off steam but leaves other wondering and no one offended especially at work.

The same old filth is really getting kind of old and boring isn't it. Now that said, I don't think insulting people is the way to go (dumb.com... :-), but stub your toe...you need a word of your own! Get creative util it just feels right!



posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:33 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus




posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:35 PM
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originally posted by: awareness10
a reply to: reldra

Awesome I feel so special thankyou. Bravo!!!!!


No, the bravo is for you.




posted on Sep, 1 2016 @ 02:35 PM
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a reply to: reldra

No English isn't my first language, just my favourite.
I find it amazing how such sadistic power-hungry people can sound so gay. And yes I will admit it, it turns me on.




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