Want to fight? No? What are you chicken?

Ey bro, what's your problem? Why are you looking so stupid? Or is that just your face?
Got a problem? Yeah? Bring it on dude/bitch!
Come at me!

Sorry, I love you.
AssSlurPunkSlut, NOT!

Yes I do.
Just sometimes I love to hear a few insults. Unfortunately as you can see, I suck at it.
What you got?

You're as dumb as a fence!

a reply to: Peeple

Do you need a hug?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No I am just honestly looking for creative ways to swear and or insults.
But thanks for the offer maybe after the action.
I always cuddle afterwards.

What pushed me over the edge was I guess "the megadeth forum has the nicest people".
Why is nice considered such a good thing? It's boring and dull.

a reply to: Peeple

Did Your folks have any children that lived?

Your breath could knock a buzzard off a snipwagon...

I'm not great at insults either, Lol.
Stop looking at me like that, you... you... pillock! I'll have your head mate, yeah?
It's the kind of stuff I learn having lived in the UK for a while.


Here, this reminded me of some Monty Python sketch, maybe this one?

a reply to: Peeple

Nice face bro... gaptooth Michael-strahan-looking mother******.

And what's up with your hair? Red and curly.. you look like an oversized Chucky doll that's been pumped full of hormones and left out to sun dry in the Sahara Desert for 3 days straight. You should really find some moisturizer or something for your skin.. and i don't even know WHAT you can do about your hair. You got mad problems son.

What's the matter? Can take a little joke? You gonna go cry about it? I been breast feeding on yo momma since you were in middle school, even though I'm older than you. How do you like that?

I'll take you down like Joe Paterno's statue at Penn State. I should stop before I get banned lol but it is fun



Ok, I'm done.

a reply to: JimNasium

Like I am a stillbirth? Meh, it's okay, but you can do better.

a reply to: athousandlives

Lol, that's the stuff! I should check youtube...

a reply to: FamCore

You could have made it more lady appropriate, but it's good, creative, new, like it, and you don't know whom you're talking to so, yes YES, YES! Haha.

a reply to: Peeple

Hmm, it appears a prick can sometimes be more than a puncture wound to the skin.

a reply to: grainofsand

Subtile, more for a distinguished audience, but it had style. jewelery for the misses

You've got the intellect of a tick.


Just another loud mouthed chowder head.

Seriously, you got your head so far up your backside if you fart you'll give yourself a concussion

a reply to: Peeple


You Dumbass!

a reply to: Peeple

People, chairpeople, craftspeople, laypeople, repeople, salespeople, spokespeople, townspeople but we love the unpeople. Steeple I cant say anything bad about people...

originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: grainofsand

Subtile, more for a distinguished audience, but it had style.

jewelery for the misses

Oh, said with a calm sinister tone holding a steely stare in the eyes it has worked well in pubs with uneducated rough blokes, I've used it. Gotta be prepared to back it up with force if the guy reacts though.
I also used it once on ATS in a long well written reply as the final sentence...it got removed.

...oh, and save the jewellery for your missus, she obviously needs it way more than mine.

a reply to: Dumbass

Who would've thought Dumbass would show up and chime in.

With an original insult at that... lol your comment actually made me laugh hard.

Learn from the master insulter.

a reply to: SLAYER69

Funny side fact, in germany we call punks zecken=ticks. So I have a hard time taking that as insults, as everybody knows, punks are the smartest people on earth.

For the rest okay. Not brilliant but fine.
I immediately had Red from that 70s show in my head, I will shove my foot so far up your ass...

Your name is slayer69, you know what 69 is in human private interactions, right? And slayer... slay me dirty, come on try again.

"I don't know what weighs more, Your sh1t for brains or the lead in your ass"


LOL.
Hearing that one made me spit up my scotch....
guess you had to be there.

When someone has the delusion that I'm interested in their opinion I like to tell them this-

"Write that down, burn the paper, and bring me the ashes, there worth more to me than your opinion."

a reply to: Peeple

Suck it up Buttercup, you're not the Crown Jewels, stop being so precious, ffs!!