So I have already figured out what I am going as for Halloween

Last year I went as Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. It went over well.

But this year I'm trying to out do myself... I want to go as Giorgio Tsoukalos:



Any suggestions for the hair?

a reply to: ColdWisdom

Go all the way, get a perm!

Edit-I was thinking about a Wilfred costume myself.

Here are some pictures of my costume from last year, I'm on the left.





I don't know who those douchebags are to the right of me in those pics but they can pay 50$ for my autograph like everyone else.

I'm going to go as emotionally stable. No one will know it is me.

originally posted by: ColdWisdom
Any suggestions for the hair?

1. Apply ample hair mousse.
2. Skydive.

I'm not saying it'll look the same, but it'll look the same.

a reply to: BelowLowAnnouncement

The hair is definitely the most challenging part. I've got the hand gestures down, though!

You went as.....

As in you went trick or treating?

Jesus I am way too old for this website .

Yesterday a ninth grader was saying how he has a crush on a tenth grader.

Am I in those political threads with people not old enough to vote???
This Halloween I will buy candy for children who won't show up and on Nov first I'll have a chocolate orgy.
Which is why I only buy candy I like.

Aqua net hair spray and a hairdryer....spray hair while.blow it with dryer at same time.

a reply to: Sillyolme

I'm 28. I haven't gone 'trick or treating' since I was 11.

Doesn't anybody dress up for Halloween anymore?

a reply to: Sillyolme

They're called "Halloween Parties", and yes adults like to dress up for them. I haven't gone to one in a while, but I used to frequent them quite a bit in my 20's and 30's.

The "cat girl" in the center is me. I was probably about 32 at the time.

a reply to: ColdWisdom

Lie down on a pillow with your hair fanned out, then spray on some hairspray and then blowdry the hell out of it until dry, then just dick with the back of the hair afterward (although I don't think that the back will matter, it's all about how you look from the front).

Also, judging from your pictures, gain about 30 pounds to round out your face. Be dedicated!

a reply to: SlapMonkey

Also, judging from your pictures, gain about 30 pounds to round out your face. Be dedicated!

I'm going to knock this out of the park, you just wait!

Have a look at Mr. Tsoukalos before the aliens got a hold of his hair:



Mayhaps this version of our ancient alien friend would be easier to pull off, albeit nowhere near as entertaining.

Epic idea, OP XD We're going to want pictures, you better remember to take one!

originally posted by: Sillyolme
You went as.....

As in you went trick or treating?

Jesus I am way too old for this website .

Yesterday a ninth grader was saying how he has a crush on a tenth grader.

Am I in those political threads with people not old enough to vote???
This Halloween I will buy candy for children who won't show up and on Nov first I'll have a chocolate orgy.
Which is why I only buy candy I like.

You're evidently way too old for the internet itself. Unplug & come back when you connect the dots between adults & adult costumes in stores. Spoiler alert: adults do costume parties on Halloween. Some dress up to take their kids DTD, too. I will be re-purposing a Dracula cape, if my husband doesn't first.

a reply to: Nyiah

I'm 59 and I've been on the internet since my first aol account in 1993. So we've kind of grown together. I said I'm too old for the site. You chime in with "you're too old for the internet". Thanks for your kind words.

Should I say come back when you get a sense of humor or perhaps even empathy. There are real people on the other side of the screen.

a reply to: ColdWisdom

I'm thinking of going as Wilford Brimley, but in spandex with a ball gag just to mix it up.




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try a balloon and static to raise your hair and spray. Raise a bit and spray. With patience, and maybe a helping hand, you can do it.

In the shower bend over so your head is hanging down. Ehile ypur hair is semi wet and has sone weight to it to hang spray the crap out of it with hair spry. Keep head inverted for a mi ute to let hair set. Obviously do this at the end of ypur shower. Dont actually have running water.

Then get out and tease hair out a bit with fingers and spray again to lock it in.

You now look like a aliens did it maniac.