100 percent PROOF of Mandela effect

I never used to believe. Now I do!

I have found 100% PROOF of it!!!!!!!

I present to you the car bike!

In my timeline there was either a CAR or a BIKE, but never mixed. Not that I remember anyway!

Also, it was never James Bond 007, but James Bond 007.1.

And the Berenstain Bears were called the "Paddington Bears".

Until this timeline, no one EVER made a spelling mistake.

Ford was spelt Pford (silent P).

Niagara Falls was called Viagra Lifts because it was a REVERSE waterfall.

Mandela died on his way to prison and his successor was a man called Willie Nelson.

None of this is to do with memory, as I remember it this way, in my timeline.

ETA: Don't bother trying to convince me I'm wrong. I just KNOW I'm right!

a reply to: TerryDon79

Mandela died on his way to prison and his successor was a man called Willie Nelson.

Loved that part

PS what is a "reverse waterfall"? Do I want to know?

originally posted by: FamCore
a reply to: TerryDon79

Mandela died on his way to prison and his successor was a man called Willie Nelson.

Loved that part

PS what is a "reverse waterfall"? Do I want to know?

You know (in your timeline) water falls down in a waterfall?

In mine, it goes UP. We call it a waterlift.

a reply to: TerryDon79

UP, Viagra.. duh!!! I should've put 2 and 2 together lol thanks for that.

So in your timeline, white men can jump? If I can find a way to get over there I will, I need to beat my best friend Ernie in basketball but he always whoops me because I'm short and not great at basketball lol

a reply to: FamCore

Of course white man can jump. Haven't you seen the film by the same name?

Also, the shorter and whiter you are, the higher and more accurate you are.

originally posted by: TerryDon79
Of course white man can jump. Haven't you seen the film by the same name?

Also, the shorter and whiter you are, the higher and more accurate you are.

Was that the movie with Wesley Sniper, the notorious tax over-payer?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TerryDon79
Of course white man can jump. Haven't you seen the film by the same name?

Also, the shorter and whiter you are, the higher and more accurate you are.

Was that the movie with Wesley Sniper, the notorious tax over-payer?

That's the one! It also starred Woody from that documentary "Toy Story".

Tonight, my wife stunk up the bathroom something fierce and blamed it on Mandela.

I said, "You mean you never used to produce such a foul stench in your previous timeline?"

She said, "No, I mean he's in here with me."

a reply to: Greggers

My wife and I joke about the ME all the time.

Just this morning I grabbed my coffee cup to find it empty.
I said to her "Did I finish my coffee already?"
Her reply was "In this timeline you did."

It's just such a rediculous subject that it is humorous.

a reply to: TerryDon79

This, in my timeline, is called 'real residual evidence'. Well done for your research!

However, I don't see any proof of Gene Wilder dying years ago, because I'm sure some 'feel' he did.