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I Opened an Interdimensional Portal and Spoke with Nelson Mandela

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posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:10 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


As long as they are the Haribo sugar free worms I don't care, just give me the whole damn package.


Oh. Okay. Got it.

I do like starbursts, though!!! All of the flavors - such a burst of flavor in every one! They are fun.




posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:12 PM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
...such a burst of flavor in every one!


If you eat the Haribo worms you'll get a burst, just not the kind of burst and from the place you would want.





edit on 22-8-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Who is Barstar Lumberjerk?



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:24 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You, sir, are a comedic genius! If Dave Barry and Vladimir Voinovich could go halvsies on a bastard, it would be You! (no disrespect on the bastard part, just those 2 couldn't get married see). Bravo!!



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:27 PM
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originally posted by: megabogie
You, sir, are a comedic genius! If Dave Barry and Vladimir Voinovich could go halvsies on a bastard, it would be You! (no disrespect on the bastard part, just those 2 couldn't get married see). Bravo!!


Actually, they can get married.

Maybe me and Nelson will bake them a gake for the wedding.



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:35 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

How thoughtless of me1 Of course they can get married. Be sure to use Pillsburied with Betty Crockerbarrel icing



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:37 PM
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originally posted by: megabogie
How thoughtless of me1 Of course they can get married. Be sure to use Pillsburied with Betty Crockerbarrel icing


Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:37 PM
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I believe "Pretoria" is a sub-dimensional interface where fractals are broken down into their quantum state then combined with gamma rays, w.i.m.p.s and m.a.c.h.o.s In order to create dark matter.

For demons it is a lousy labor Intensive chore that they would much rather shirk and gallivant about creating Mandela effects and other various skullduggery.



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:38 PM
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a reply to: GoShredAK

You're all science-y. I bet you were in that CERN video doing the stabby stab.



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:39 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I had her figured for a 'Pop Rocks' gal.



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:39 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The film "the Hobbit" hadn't even crossed my mind, sorry I'm thinking too old-school (books with pages and such) lol the film wasn't great, I'm in the same boat with him there. Legolas had no place there... it's better when they stick to the actual details of the written original which they did not with "The Hobbit"



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:39 PM
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mandela grew irate in the portal i opened as i kept calling him morgan freeman.



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:41 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I had her figured for a 'Pop Rocks' gal.


If there was a candy that ripped off your testicles and juggled them like a Vaudeville performer that would be Buzzy's candy.



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:42 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: GoShredAK

You're all science-y. I bet you were in that CERN video doing the stabby stab.



I was. It was the shift.




posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:43 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: desert
Augie's Auger


I like it.

It drills into your head and fills it up with stoopid.


G.W.Bush was very fond of his Auger, except he was unsure of what hand to put it in...silly sod!



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:43 PM
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originally posted by: FamCore
Legolas had no place there... it's better when they stick to the actual details of the written original which they did not with "The Hobbit"


Nelson agrees with you and wants you to know that J.R.R.R.R. Martin's source material was light-years ahead of the film.



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:44 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I had her figured for a 'Pop Rocks' gal.


If there was a candy that ripped off your testicles and juggled them like a Vaudeville performer that would be Buzzy's candy.

Which is why kids never 'Trick or Treat' at her house.



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:44 PM
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I LOVE YOU.

There, I said it.



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:44 PM
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originally posted by: stinkelbaum
mandela grew irate in the portal i opened as i kept calling him morgan freeman.


I did that with some girl I met at a bar once.



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:46 PM
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originally posted by: geezlouise
I LOVE YOU.

There, I said it.


Thanks!



posted on Aug, 22 2016 @ 05:46 PM
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originally posted by: smurfy
G.W.Bush was very fond of his Auger, except he was unsure of what hand to put it in...silly sod!


Which is clearly why Nelson has this named after him and not G. Dubs.

His is called the Crayon Effect where you act like a re-re and eat glue-dipped crayons wondering why your reality is all messed up.




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