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I Opened an Interdimensional Portal and Spoke with Nelson Mandela

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posted on Aug, 24 2016 @ 06:51 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You live in Jersey.

Don't they do "Car-trunk" funerals?


Look up Tiny Manzo, he was in my parents wedding.


This is why I am never late in my payments to you.




posted on Aug, 24 2016 @ 06:51 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
You don't like the competition? Just kidding.



posted on Aug, 24 2016 @ 06:54 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
This is why I am never late in my payments to you.


Smart move.



posted on Aug, 24 2016 @ 06:54 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
You don't like the competition? Just kidding.


No you weren't and no I don't.



posted on Aug, 24 2016 @ 07:01 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I really was though lol.



posted on Aug, 24 2016 @ 07:02 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
I really was though lol.


When you hear a *tap tap tap* from under your bed you really wont have to think about who it is funny guy.



posted on Aug, 24 2016 @ 07:05 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
You must be skinny. There is no "under" my bed. It's a mattress on the floor lol.



posted on Aug, 24 2016 @ 07:06 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Guess you missed the whole 'interdimensional portal' thing in the OP.



posted on Aug, 24 2016 @ 07:07 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Oh crap. I'll have a sandwich ready.



posted on Aug, 24 2016 @ 07:09 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
Oh crap. I'll have a sandwich ready.


Ironic, since we all call you 'Sandwich'.



posted on Aug, 25 2016 @ 06:13 AM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

in my timeline augustus wrote that book



posted on Aug, 25 2016 @ 07:16 AM
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originally posted by: sapien82
in my timeline augustus wrote that book


Was it in crayon?



posted on Aug, 25 2016 @ 07:50 AM
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I once bought a book on tape about mimes.

I thought my speakers were broken.



posted on Aug, 25 2016 @ 07:52 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
...book on tape...


'Book on tape'?

If you want to be able to keep catfishing the youngins online you should say 'audiobook'.



posted on Aug, 25 2016 @ 07:55 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Is that the same thing as having a twizzler account?



posted on Aug, 25 2016 @ 07:56 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Is that the same thing as having a twizzler account?


Exactly.

Make sure you post some pictures to your Instatelegram account too.



posted on Aug, 25 2016 @ 07:59 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I tried posting some pictures, but I wasn't sure how many stamps went on the envelope.



posted on Aug, 25 2016 @ 08:00 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I tried posting some pictures, but I wasn't sure how many stamps went on the envelope.


Probably because you used all of them on your last email.



posted on Aug, 25 2016 @ 08:06 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You can make fun of me all you want. All this talk about Windows 8!

I have Windows 95, so it's the youngsters that need to catch up!



posted on Aug, 25 2016 @ 08:07 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have Windows 95, so it's the youngsters that need to catch up!


The instruction manual still on Betamax?




edit on 25-8-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Who is Barstar Lumberjerk?




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