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I Opened an Interdimensional Portal and Spoke with Nelson Mandela

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posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 06:48 PM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Could you autograph the soft part of my neck (just below the earlobe) with a super-permanent sharpie instead?


Can I also put a Roman Legionary Eagle tattoo on the small of your back? Or as we call it, the Trampvs Stampvs.




posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 06:50 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
We all had beards like that Star Trek episode


You have a beard in this timeline too, her name is Debbie.





edit on 23-8-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: Who is Barstar Lumberjerk?



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 06:52 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well, there's a small tribal tattoo on my left kidney that looks like a shepherd's hook embedded in a fancy-fonted "Z"....

if you put it on the small of my back, it would look out of balance.

I have enough trouble with keeping my hips and pelvis aligned properly (had a severe spinal injury 5 years ago).....
so -

you can do it, but it would have to be over my right kidney or else on my right shoulder blade or something....

symmetry. It's a really big neurotic issue with me. Pictures hung crooked, furniture not lined up with the floorboards......
etc.

anyway - yeah - we'll talk.
You'll have to see the canvas before you determine where to place the pen-marks.



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 06:56 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

A simple Y/N would have been okay too.



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 07:02 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah, how about N.



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 07:05 PM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Yeah, how about N.


In chick-speak 'no' means 'yes' or 'maybe later'.



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 07:34 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Yeah, how about N.


In chick-speak 'no' means 'yes' or 'maybe later'.

Why commit to the painting when you see the canvas for free?



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 07:36 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Why commit to the painting when you see the canvas for free?


Yeah, good point. I'm gonna Jackson Pollack the hell out of it.



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 07:40 PM
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Actually, in the alternate Mandela timeline, Baby Hitler grew up to define the Abstract Expressionist movement and Jackson Pollack invaded Poland.
edit on 23-8-2016 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 07:41 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Actually, in the alternate Mandela timeline, Baby Hitler grew up to define the Abstract Expressionist movement and Jackson Pollock invaded Poland.


Did he also open a second front with Russia or did JP play it cooler strategically?



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 07:42 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah? In Buzzspeak, "N" means "sure thing, meet you at the intersection of Ne and Ver."



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 07:43 PM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Yeah? In Buzzspeak, "N" means "sure thing, meet you at the intersection of Ne and Ver."


I like when they struggle.



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 07:45 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Actually, in the alternate Mandela timeline, Baby Hitler grew up to define the Abstract Expressionist movement and Jackson Pollock invaded Poland.


Did he also open a second front with Russia or did JP play it cooler strategically?

No...That was General Warhol.



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 07:47 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
No...That was General Warhol.


I knew that. He said every enemy gets their '15 minutes of flame'.



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 07:57 PM
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"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."
--Adolpho Hitler Poughkeepsie, New York 1950



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 08:01 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."
--Adolpho Hitler Poughkeepsie, New York 1950


I'm gonna file that one away for future use, chicks dig when you get all metaphysical before you get physical physical.



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 08:08 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."
--Adolpho Hitler Poughkeepsie, New York 1950


I'm gonna file that one away for future use, chicks dig when you get all metaphysical before you get physical physical.


Just remember...There's a 'V' at the center of every "neVer".



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 08:10 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just remember...There's a 'V' at the center of every "neVer".


Giggity.



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 08:23 PM
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You are getting confused.......





at the center of every neVer, we find the man, and beneath the man, we find....his.... nucleus.....



edit on 8/23/2016 by BuzzyWigs because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 23 2016 @ 08:37 PM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
a reply to: IAMTAT

You are getting confused.......





at the center of every neVer, we find the man, and beneath the man, we find....his.... nucleus.....



Sadly, I lost one of my nuclei in a tragic segue accident.



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