I Opened an Interdimensional Portal and Spoke with Nelson Mandela

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Could you autograph the soft part of my neck (just below the earlobe) with a super-permanent sharpie instead?

Can I also put a Roman Legionary Eagle tattoo on the small of your back? Or as we call it, the Trampvs Stampvs.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
We all had beards like that Star Trek episode

You have a beard in this timeline too, her name is Debbie.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well, there's a small tribal tattoo on my left kidney that looks like a shepherd's hook embedded in a fancy-fonted "Z"....

if you put it on the small of my back, it would look out of balance.

I have enough trouble with keeping my hips and pelvis aligned properly (had a severe spinal injury 5 years ago).....
so -

you can do it, but it would have to be over my right kidney or else on my right shoulder blade or something....

symmetry. It's a really big neurotic issue with me. Pictures hung crooked, furniture not lined up with the floorboards......
etc.

anyway - yeah - we'll talk.
You'll have to see the canvas before you determine where to place the pen-marks.

a reply to: BuzzyWigs

A simple Y/N would have been okay too.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah, how about N.

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Yeah, how about N.

In chick-speak 'no' means 'yes' or 'maybe later'.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Yeah, how about N.

In chick-speak 'no' means 'yes' or 'maybe later'.

Why commit to the painting when you see the canvas for free?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Why commit to the painting when you see the canvas for free?

Yeah, good point. I'm gonna Jackson Pollack the hell out of it.

Actually, in the alternate Mandela timeline, Baby Hitler grew up to define the Abstract Expressionist movement and Jackson Pollack invaded Poland.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Actually, in the alternate Mandela timeline, Baby Hitler grew up to define the Abstract Expressionist movement and Jackson Pollock invaded Poland.

Did he also open a second front with Russia or did JP play it cooler strategically?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah? In Buzzspeak, "N" means "sure thing, meet you at the intersection of Ne and Ver."

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Yeah? In Buzzspeak, "N" means "sure thing, meet you at the intersection of Ne and Ver."

I like when they struggle.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Actually, in the alternate Mandela timeline, Baby Hitler grew up to define the Abstract Expressionist movement and Jackson Pollock invaded Poland.

Did he also open a second front with Russia or did JP play it cooler strategically?

No...That was General Warhol.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
No...That was General Warhol.

I knew that. He said every enemy gets their '15 minutes of flame'.

"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."
--Adolpho Hitler Poughkeepsie, New York 1950

originally posted by: IAMTAT

"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."
--Adolpho Hitler Poughkeepsie, New York 1950

I'm gonna file that one away for future use, chicks dig when you get all metaphysical before you get physical physical.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

"Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilized."
--Adolpho Hitler Poughkeepsie, New York 1950

I'm gonna file that one away for future use, chicks dig when you get all metaphysical before you get physical physical.

Just remember...There's a 'V' at the center of every "neVer".

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Just remember...There's a 'V' at the center of every "neVer".

Giggity.

a reply to: IAMTAT

You are getting confused.......





at the center of every neVer, we find the man, and beneath the man, we find....his.... nucleus.....

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
a reply to: IAMTAT

You are getting confused.......

at the center of every neVer, we find the man, and beneath the man, we find....his.... nucleus.....

Sadly, I lost one of my nuclei in a tragic segue accident.