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Leave it to Beaver...

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posted on Aug, 21 2016 @ 01:19 PM

Golly gee this a fine day I say,
Beaver, it's 7:30am and breakfast is served.

Golly Gee mother I thank you,
Mmm this fried slatter is mighty fine today.

Ward dear, you are going to be late for work,
Oh my dear June did you pour me my morning coffee.

Ward, don't be silly my dear love,
Have I ever missed your coffee.

Wally dear son it is time for me to fix your hair,
I want you looking sharp as an axe for school.

Golly Gee mother I am 16,
Son you boys will be boys,

Eddie walkes in "Good morning Mrs. Cleaver,"
Eddie "would you like some pie."

Sure Mrs Cleaver you are so kind,
Oh Eddie you are the nicest boy around,

As the boys walk to school Eddie flattens are the cars tires...

edit on 8 21 2016 by Quantum12 because: (no reason given)

posted on Aug, 21 2016 @ 01:22 PM
a reply to: Quantum12

Haha, good ol' Eddie...hehehe. Nice job brother.



posted on Aug, 21 2016 @ 01:29 PM
a reply to: Darkinsider

Lol thank you, he ate pie and popped tires. A bad boy indeed.

posted on Aug, 21 2016 @ 01:43 PM
Judy Hensler: Wow, Beaver. You really pulled up your grade. You got a "C."

Beaver Cleaver: Really?

Judy Hensler: Yeah! A "See me after class".

Eddie Haskell Jr.: You looked as though you just walked out the runway.

June Cleaver: Eddie?

Eddie Haskell Jr.: Yes Mrs. Cleaver?

June Cleaver: Cut the crap.

posted on Aug, 21 2016 @ 01:58 PM
a reply to: visitedbythem

ahhhh geez Wally....hehehe

posted on Aug, 21 2016 @ 02:02 PM
a reply to: visitedbythem

Golly Gee teach the boys made you a pie...

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