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Three Italian Nuns

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posted on Aug, 18 2016 @ 11:03 PM

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone and do anything you want."
The first nun says, "I want-a to be-a Taylor Swift" and poof! she's gone.
The second says, "I want-a to be-a Madonna" and poof! she's gone.
The third says, "I want-a to be-a Alberto Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Alberto Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No Sister, this says 'Alberta Pipeline laid by 800 men in 6 months'! "

posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 06:59 AM
Lol that wasn't bad.

posted on Aug, 19 2016 @ 10:34 AM
That reminds me of the three millionaires and their daughters who get killed in a plane crash. The first millionaire and his daughter approach the gates and St Peter says" sorry I can't let you in as you devoted your life to drink, you even named your daughter Sherry" and they leave disgusted. The second millionaire approaches and St Peter says "I'm sorry I can't let you in either as you devoted your life to money, you even named your daughter Penny". So they leave disgusted. The third millionaire looks at his daughter and says " come on Fanny we're not stopping here to be insulted".


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