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A tribute to the special sauce

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posted on Aug, 17 2016 @ 09:41 PM
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Some people be like 'I can't afford to drink alcohol everyday,'

I be like, I can't afford not to drink alcohol everyday.





edit on 17-8-2016 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)




posted on Aug, 17 2016 @ 09:42 PM
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Thats the alcohol talking...

Man takes a drink, drink takes a man.



posted on Aug, 17 2016 @ 09:44 PM
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a reply to: intrptr

No I'm doesn't!



posted on Aug, 17 2016 @ 09:49 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

New pizza restaurant doesn't just deliver pizza, they also stalk you and go through your garbage, paparazzi johns pizza.



posted on Aug, 17 2016 @ 09:51 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I'm gonna have to eat every f((#(g chicken in this room....






posted on Aug, 17 2016 @ 09:53 PM
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a reply to: SpecialSauce

Man walks through airport terminal sideways...He's going to Bangkok

*waiting for the mods to slap this one down with a rubber chicken*


edit on 17-8-2016 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 17 2016 @ 10:05 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: intrptr

No I'm doesn't!

Now I'm doesn't it.



posted on Aug, 17 2016 @ 10:15 PM
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a reply to: SpecialSauce

Hey, did you hear about the new cemetery with a long wait list?

You know people are just dying to get in there!



posted on Aug, 17 2016 @ 10:33 PM
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a reply to: SpecialSauce

If a man walks behind a car, he gets exhausted.

If a man walks in front of a car, he gets tired!



posted on Aug, 18 2016 @ 12:39 AM
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Accoutrements.
I had to look that word up.
It is stamped on the ass of my rubber chicken.



posted on Aug, 18 2016 @ 03:26 AM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: SpecialSauce

Hey, did you hear about the new cemetery with a long wait list?

You know people are just dying to get in there!


Truth is, they won't let anyone who lives in the vicinity, be buried there. That's probably half the issue.

edit on 18/8/2016 by chr0naut because: Is am doesn't it.



posted on Aug, 18 2016 @ 03:31 AM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

wait... how do you know that dude is drinkin...?



He mite be bringin home supper...




posted on Aug, 18 2016 @ 03:35 AM
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a reply to: Akragon

And why is Cthulu's rectum in the bottom right hand of the picture?



posted on Aug, 18 2016 @ 03:39 AM
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a reply to: chr0naut

Well that's just weird



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