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originally posted by: skunkape23
I made an LGBTQ sandwich.
Lettuce, guacamole, bacon, tomato, and queso.
It was delicious, but a lesbian chick got pissed off because she thought I was poking fun.
originally posted by: CriticalStinker
When wth they ask me at Chipotle pinto or black I'm always tempted to say all beans matter. But that's just asking for a day ruiner any way you cut it.... And an awesome story.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
When you lose the ability to laugh at yourself, when you start taking yourself too seriously, you lose perspective. I feel pity for those who can't enjoy a good chuckle. There's obviously something wrong with them.