The Morgan Freeman Effect

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

What happens in Vegas.....stays in Vegas

Where have I heard this before? I can't be the only one?

In my timeline getting bit by a venomous snake is the best thing that can happen to you as it gives you superpowers like being able to undress people with your eyes, a 6th sense, elevated levels of HGH and the ability to taste wine just by putting your hand on the bottle - it depends on the species of snake. Australia is the most sought after holiday destination on Earth. That's why the illuminati have declared it a restricted zone and only people they approve of can go there.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: DBCowboy

In my timeline Morgan Freeman is narrating my life

and it is awesome!

I just reread the op in his voice, it works so much better

Tomato Nachos

a reply to: nonspecific

In my timeline, every. . .body. . . . . . . talks like. . . . Morgan.. . . . . . Freeman. . . . .

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: nonspecific

In my timeline, every. . .body. . . . . . . talks like. . . . Morgan.. . . . . . Freeman. . . . .

I read that in Captain Kirk's voice for some reason.
I guess the dramatic pauses.