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The Morgan Freeman Effect

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posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 07:23 PM
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In my timeline, being well endowed means having the largest harmonica.

In my timeline, "The Twilight Saga" was a musical comedy that grossed 14 dollars it's opening weekend.

In my timeline, the national anthem was done, Gangnam Style.

In my timeline, Kayne west is Secretary of State, and peace rules the globe.

In my timeline, we have 5 fingers. And no thumbs.

In my timeline, Hamburger Helper actually assists with student loans and mortgages.

In my timeline, lead-paint chips are served with salsa.

In my timeline, if the only tool a man has is a hammer, then every job looks like a squished banana.

In my timeline, Vladimir Putin does show tunes in the Costco parking lot for spare change.

In my timeline, a tomato is neither a fruit nor a vegetable. It is a form of cheese.

In my timeline, we don't take the Mandela Effect seriously.





posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 07:26 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

In my timeline, we don't take the Mandela Effect seriously.


OK. I guess we do share a timeline. I was wondering there for a sec.



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 07:30 PM
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Do they hand out '___' at the portal to your universe or something?

ETA: lysergic acid diethylamide

The things they censor.

SMH
edit on 8/15/16 by NthOther because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 07:39 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

In my timeline Morgan Freeman is narrating my life

and it is awesome!




posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 07:41 PM
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a reply to: NthOther

In my timeline, we get high off life.



And bathtub gin.



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 07:46 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
In my timeline, Vladimir Putin does show tunes in the Costco parking lot for spare change.


Greeting, Comrade! Matinee start in 15 minute.




posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 07:54 PM
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In my timeline, people mock everything that doesn't fit in their worldview.

Edit: Also, in my timeline..I asked for a double cheese with bacon

I got a single with no bacon


Hell's balls! Timeline musta shifted...


edit on 15-8-2016 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 07:55 PM
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a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

In my timeline, we don't take things so seriously. We take things to the movies. And maybe drinks afterwards.



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 08:06 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Thanks for the nightmares. Like I didn't have enough crazy sh** in my head already.



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 08:07 PM
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In my timeline beer is over priced, rats have amazing ninja skills, and plump dark-skinned women are becoming more and more appealing.



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 08:07 PM
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a reply to: DAVID64

In my timeline that is DBCowboy.



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 08:08 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nah. His stomach isn't that ha....Wait, I may have said too much.



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 08:10 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
In my timeline beer is over priced


I think I mighta shifted into this one at some point. Seems a time I recall I used to be able to afford enough of the stuff.



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 08:15 PM
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originally posted by: DAVID64
Nah. His stomach isn't that ha....Wait, I may have said too much.


Hirsute and crusty?



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 08:15 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DAVID64

In my timeline that is DBCowboy.



In my timeline, we're twins.



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 08:16 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
In my timeline, we're twins.


In this timeline we're sock puppets so I guess it is cool.



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 08:17 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DAVID64
Nah. His stomach isn't that ha....Wait, I may have said too much.


Hirsute and crusty?


In my timeline, it's. . . .

Hirsute and Crusty 2016



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 08:18 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In my timeline, we're twins.


In this timeline we're sock puppets so I guess it is cool.


I knew you were going to say that!



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 08:23 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I knew you were going to say that!


*sigh*

I know, we're so predictable.



posted on Aug, 15 2016 @ 08:35 PM
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In my timeline, the first rule is we never discuss our timeline.
...aww crap!




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