posted on Aug, 18 2016 @ 10:26 AM
Dave is ghetto this morning.
Case in point.
Bought while exhausted after work what i thought was a microwaveable pizza. Turned out its only oven bake cause dough is raw.
Didnt stop me. Stuck it i the microwave and hit 'potato' 5 times in a row.
Came out toppings cooked but dough still raw. Tried to eat it but couldnt. Left it out over night.
Not willing to throw out a pizza this morning i scrapped off all the cheeze sauce and toppings. It was a supreme pizza btw. Took that cheezy ball
of 'stuff' stuck it inbetween two slices of sandwhich bread. Pizza sandwich? Home made hot pocket? I dunno. Ill find out when i attempt to eat
it for lunch.
Im out of conditioner. Im too poor to buy any. But with curly hair and working outside in the sun all day its critical i have conditioner.
So desperate for some conditioner and needing badly to wash the dirt, leaves and tree sap out of my hair last night (i never wash or wet my hair with
out conditioner it will tangle horribly in knots otherwise) i grabbed a bottle of jergens body moisturizing lotion. Put heaps of it in my hair trying
to get a brush through it in the shower. My hair was greasy all night. But woke up this morning with the softest hair ive had in a long time.
So dave is using body moisturizer as hair conditioner right now.
edit on 18-8-2016 by BASSPLYR because: (no reason given)