No Offence, But the Proper Use of....

I'm probably going to get a 'warning' for this but I found it to be hilarious.....so here goes....

The proper use of the F___ word.

We all know, or should , that it is not polite to use the "F" word. However, there have been times in history where the "F" word was deemed acceptable for use:

1) "What the f____ was that? "---- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

2) "LOOK at all those f____ing Indians!" ---- Custer, 1877

3) "Any f____ing idiot could understand that." ----Einstein, 1938

4) "It does so f___ing look like her." ---- Picasso, 1926

5) "How the f___ did you work that out?!?" ---- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.

6) "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?!?" ---- Michelangelo, 1566

7) "Just where the f____ are we again?" ---- Amelia Earhardt, 1937

8) "Scattered f____ing showers....my ASS!" ---- Noah or 'No-wah' in ancient Chinese recorded history, 4314 B.C.

9) "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"--- Bill Clinton, 1999

10) "WHAT the f____ am I going to do now?!?" ---- Saddam, 2003

Anyone got any to add that would be humorous for us all? I now this is going to be hilarious.

Lets have some fun guys and gals, shall we?

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seekerof

For the record, that is totally inappropriate for a family channel such as this, and we should not set bad examples for the young ones.

Off the record, number six caught me off guard and now I must wipe the sprayed beer off the computer screen!!

"why the f--- won't you guys believe me?!" - Iraqi Information Minister, 2003


weak, but it was the first thing that popped to mind

My apologies to you Thomas and to everyone else....I merely posted it for the 'laughs value' and in hopes others might add to this...it is quite funny and the main reason I posted it.

If it is improper then I hope WIlliam or someone will remove it...though it is quite funny..anyhoo.

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seekerof

I fear nobody will be able to hit the delete button for the debilitating waves of laughter.
BTW, no beer managed to get in the keyboard, all is well.

regards
seekerof

".... and one of you is going to F___ me over" -- Jesus, at the Last Supper

"F___ this post" -Illmatic67, 2003.

Thank you Illmatic.

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seekerof

"How the f___ did I get in this mess?" - Martha Stewart, 2003

"Who the f___ are you?" - Ronald Reagan to Nancy, 2003

"How the f___ did I get away with that?" - OJ Simpson, 1993

Thank you Proud for the imput and the humor.


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seekerof