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originally posted by: Agit8dChop
can I start a gofundme and get the $ for a return airfare?
originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: geezlouise
If Augustus trying to pull a "Morphius" and offers you a red pill or a blue pill, run.
RUN!
originally posted by: geezlouise
...you are both welcome to eating out my soul.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: geezlouise
...you are both welcome to eating out my soul.
Wait, what? Is 'soul' code word for something?
originally posted by: gladtobehere
All about the exact coordinates.
I was thinking it may be something more like ATS-ers are getting together.
If anyone wants to come hang out, we'll be meeting up at the Alice in Wonderland statue in Central Park or at Houston Hall on Houston etc.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: SLAYER69
You're forgetting his hobby horse collection...
Those aren't horses and it really no longer qualifies as a hobby anymore.
originally posted by: DBCowboy
But to be fair, the last year I sublet to a Chinese exchange student.
originally posted by: SLAYER69
originally posted by: DBCowboy
But to be fair, the last year I sublet to a Chinese exchange student.
I heard he never recovered from the "Incident" with the spatula and bottle of fish oil.
To this day he breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he hears the phrase....
"It puts the lotion on it's skin , then into the basket"
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: DBCowboy
Don't you list them as dependents?
They really are dependent on me. I mean, who will sing to them and comb their hair if I'm not around?