The Great New York City Meetup: Who Is In?

originally posted by: Agit8dChop
can I start a gofundme and get the $ for a return airfare?

Augustus has a space in his basement.

a reply to: SLAYER69

Cocoa Puffs make me sad.

Racist!

a reply to: SLAYER69

Aw, boo!

She's invited too!

Also tell her that I for one am NOT interested in your sexy profile picture or in having sexual relations with you, ever. I will NOT actively try to seduce you, ever. However, you are both welcome to eating out my soul. I'm the main dish, after all.

omg JK!

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry.

I hope things work out and that you do make it, though. For real invite her along. I probably won't talk the entire time. I'll just be huddled over on the edge being ignored and then end up being the photographer or something (it was my job, once) and be the one taking all the pictures and videos and stuff just to feel involved. Or not. I'm not scary, though! I promise!

a reply to: geezlouise

If Augustus trying to pull a "Morphius" and offers you a red pill or a blue pill, run.

RUN!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: geezlouise

If Augustus trying to pull a "Morphius" and offers you a red pill or a blue pill, run.

RUN!

um, i rarely turn down pills from strangers

a reply to: dashen

I once took the pill Augustus offered.

I was in his basement for 3 years.

But to be fair, the last year I sublet to a Chinese exchange student.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Sh-t. I knew I was the one all along... but if I'm Neo, then are you Trinity? I need you, my love!

dashen

LOL. You sound fun.

a reply to: geezlouise

I'm not Trinity, but I do look hot in black leather.

Or I get hot in black leather.

Either or.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm not Trinity, but I do look hot in black leather.

Or I get hot in black leather.

Either or.

I knew there was a reason you smelled like my old sofa.

Now only if there was some change in your cracks.

originally posted by: geezlouise
...you are both welcome to eating out my soul.

Wait, what? Is 'soul' code word for something?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: geezlouise
...you are both welcome to eating out my soul.

Wait, what? Is 'soul' code word for something?

its code for her "root chakra"

a reply to: geezlouise

Oh ok.

All about the exact coordinates.

I was thinking it was going to be more of a general announcement like ATS-ers are getting together.

If anyone wants to come hang out, we'll be meeting at Alice in Wonderland in Central Park or at Houston Hall etc.

originally posted by: DBCowboy


Augustus has a space in his basement.

Actually ummm no.

You're forgetting his hobby horse collection...

originally posted by: gladtobehere
All about the exact coordinates.

I was thinking it may be something more like ATS-ers are getting together.

If anyone wants to come hang out, we'll be meeting up at the Alice in Wonderland statue in Central Park or at Houston Hall on Houston etc.

We will end up doing that, most likely in front of or in a public building.

Feel free to come and if you want to bring a friend I don't really have an issue with it, they just need to know we're all mental.

originally posted by: SLAYER69
You're forgetting his hobby horse collection...

Those aren't horses and it really no longer qualifies as a hobby anymore.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: SLAYER69
You're forgetting his hobby horse collection...

Those aren't horses and it really no longer qualifies as a hobby anymore.

Don't you list them as dependents?

originally posted by: DBCowboy


But to be fair, the last year I sublet to a Chinese exchange student.

I heard he never recovered from the "Incident" with the spatula and bottle of fish oil.

To this day he breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he hears the phrase....

"It puts the lotion on it's skin , then into the basket"

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Don't you list them as dependents?

They really are dependent on me. I mean, who will sing to them and comb their hair if I'm not around?

originally posted by: SLAYER69

originally posted by: DBCowboy


But to be fair, the last year I sublet to a Chinese exchange student.

I heard he never recovered from the "Incident" with the spatula and bottle of fish oil.

To this day he breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he hears the phrase....

"It puts the lotion on it's skin , then into the basket"

I wonder what ever happened to Kim. I heard he moved to North Korea. . . . .

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Don't you list them as dependents?

They really are dependent on me. I mean, who will sing to them and comb their hair if I'm not around?

Well, that's why I keep coming back!