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A dream I lived last night...

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posted on Aug, 1 2016 @ 10:28 AM
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Yes I am 126feet tall,
The world knows me and my dreams of being small.

My shoes are convertible cars.
I walk with cars on my feet.

I don't fit in anywhere, I mean I can even eat out,
Taking a bath is done in the lake with a gallon of soap.

My life is no fun,
I eat like a horse x 100

140 pounds per day of food I eat,
I drink 100 gallons of water per day.

The fire dept hired me to put out fires with my pee.
That is how I make money. I pee like a fire hose.

I can't afford to get drunk.
It would take gallons of vodka,

When it rains people stand under me to keep dry.
I have to watch where I walk or I will crush people.

My dream is to be small...






edit on 8 1 2016 by Quantum12 because: (no reason given)




posted on Aug, 1 2016 @ 10:40 AM
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a reply to: Quantum12
That made me chuckle. The part about the fire department was funny.



posted on Aug, 1 2016 @ 10:41 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Lol there is no other job. Thanks Skid Mark



posted on Aug, 1 2016 @ 11:26 AM
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Ahahahaha! That made me laugh! You have quite an imagination Q!



posted on Aug, 1 2016 @ 11:36 AM
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This made me laugh too,

Well done Quantum.



posted on Aug, 1 2016 @ 11:57 AM
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a reply to: Quantum12
man I would hate for anything to be on fire.. lol




posted on Aug, 1 2016 @ 01:09 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

Thank you, I woke up from a dream of being big so wrote it down. Lol



posted on Aug, 1 2016 @ 01:09 PM
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a reply to: awareness10

Thank you my kind friend.



posted on Aug, 1 2016 @ 01:11 PM
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a reply to: ware2010

Right I too would not want anything on fire. Like a house. The 126 foot man would not make a good scene for kids peeing on a house



posted on Aug, 1 2016 @ 03:36 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12
All of that vodka must have helped.



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