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Nomadic men of long ago...

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posted on Jul, 31 2016 @ 09:06 AM
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This is just a story. Not my belief. It could have been the way long ago.

Caveman Davy speaking.
"Ug found me beautiful wife."
"This is all mine to keep in cave."

"Ug i give her a rock tomorrow for finger."
"I make a nice hard ground with fur to sleep on."

The nomadic cavemen thought they had powers of ageless times,
Davy did give his cave women a rock. Not a diamond a rock he found in his cave.

Davy pulled her around by the hair to show ownership of his wife.
He would hunt and make her cook the meat and clean.

One day he ever brought home a dinosaur for her to cook.
She did not like this life with Davy, he was treating her really bad.

Jena just wanted her nails done and to look pretty.
While Davy Ug was out hunting one day Jena left.

Jena met up with her old friends and she told them about Davy.
The went to her cave and built a cage out of steel rods from the lost city.

When Davy returned with a pile of meat for her to cook Jena locked him in the cage.
And tossed the key.

Don't worry she still feeds Davy twice a day. All the cave women came to visit Davy,
They even brought their husbands to see Davy. Now all the women are treated like queens.




posted on Jul, 31 2016 @ 10:06 AM
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Lol very good



posted on Jul, 31 2016 @ 10:28 AM
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a reply to: xenap

Thank you.



posted on Jul, 31 2016 @ 12:12 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12 you made my day...the story is perfect... makes me smile and laugh... for a second there, I was getting really mad.




posted on Jul, 31 2016 @ 12:24 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

Very lively and fun my Qman bro. I guess Davy taught us lesson.


When Davy returned with a pile of meat for her to cook Jena locked him in the cage. And tossed the key.


They ain't kiddin' when they say It's been a Hard Days Night.

Peace.

KD

p.s. Never leave the man cave.....LMAO
edit on 31-7-2016 by thenightisours because: added post script



posted on Jul, 31 2016 @ 01:00 PM
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a reply to: peppycat

Lol, the cave woman gave all men a lesson. She changed the world. She showed that woman have to be respected by men. So she locked up Davy Ug. He is still locked up but is a petrified bone. Lol



posted on Jul, 31 2016 @ 01:01 PM
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a reply to: thenightisours

Lol your funny. He learned a lesson alright!



posted on Jul, 31 2016 @ 01:11 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12 I'd be petrified of cave women too...I read Clan of the cave bear... all of them... behind my ex's back...he he.



posted on Jul, 31 2016 @ 01:16 PM
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a reply to: peppycat

Lol your silly peppycat! Your the best!



posted on Aug, 3 2016 @ 02:16 PM
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And it ended like this!

laffs...




posted on Aug, 3 2016 @ 02:23 PM
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a reply to: awareness10

Lol exactly the perfect ending. The cave girl taught all men a lesson! Love you gif!



posted on Aug, 3 2016 @ 02:27 PM
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originally posted by: awareness10
And it ended like this!

laffs...



Davy learned lesson. Learned he likes it when strong cave woman pull his hair and make do things.



posted on Aug, 3 2016 @ 02:27 PM
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Oops davy post twice.
edit on 3-8-2016 by BASSPLYR because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 3 2016 @ 04:05 PM
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hah glad you two got a kick out of that one!




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