The Masonic dungeon, enter at your own risk.

originally posted by: kibric
a reply to: nonspecific

oh

you're good at this

How dare you speak to me without permission, get back in your cage you repulsive double glazing salesman.

a reply to: nonspecific

get back in your cage

balls

i just got out

your avatar looks suspiciously
like the actor John Noble

originally posted by: kibric
a reply to: nonspecific

get back in your cage

balls

i just got out

your avatar looks suspiciously
like the actor John Noble

It is indeed, Walter from fringe. long story behind my avatar.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Im away on a fishing trip this weekend, can you take charge while I am away, try not to get the place shut down and don't eat any of the new members without me.

originally posted by: nonspecific
Im away on a fishing trip this weekend, can you take charge while I am away, try not to get the place shut down and don't eat any of the new members without me.

Piece of cake. These panty waists will be docile and subservient when you get back from 'fishing'.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: nonspecific
Im away on a fishing trip this weekend, can you take charge while I am away, try not to get the place shut down and don't eat any of the new members without me.

Piece of cake. These panty waists will be docile and subservient when you get back from 'fishing'.

Yes fishing, that is where I am going...

keep an eye on the news and remember I was "Fishing" I need a good alibi.

a reply to: nonspecific

We got your back

a reply to: Kester

I've seen a unicorn.

Unicorn?

a reply to: Skid Mark

Perfect. It was exactly like that except more pony shaped.

originally posted by: nonspecific
We have a shed here and it is a wonderful place, enter and you will be welcomed with open arms, fresh coffee and cream cakes. there is talk of unicorns and rainbows and I love it.

There is however something missing so I thought we could have a masonic dungeon. A dark and dirty place to come and chill, to live on the edge and try and stay within the terms and conditions we agree to abide by. A place without coffee, where you are greeted with a triple tequilla slammer and a hearty insult. A place where the unicorns have tattoo's and pierced horns and are clad in skimpy leather outfits.

I think I know the kind of reprobates that would welcome a place like this.

the door is always open but has no handle to exit from the inside so as the title says you have entered at your peril...

Hi mom!
Hi dad!

I'm home!

a reply to: Kester
Now you know how they're made.

They result is a bit bizarre when llamas are involved.

I want to know what kind of sauce the unicorn steaks are being marinaded in.

a reply to: DBCowboy
I don't know but whatever you do, do not eat unicorn mayonnaise.

Although, I've heard the taste is magical lol.

a reply to: nonspecific Hi guys, I brought coffee. Cigarettes and water...a few herbal medicines too... looking forward to being insulted.
Oh and some loose screws I have slowly been taking out of some fence... so my cat family can do whatever they want... it was the twinkies..they are responsible for my misdeeds... wasn't me.... so, is there any white bread around?
I am a chubby chica...? And I like to get waited, sloshed... and see if anyone puked..my cat will not be attending my stay here.


So if you know where he is..cuz he or you or what... you can have my crystal ball smoky quartz... if your nice... also a weapon.

I like a place where when I walk in, I see 2 vampires dry humping in the corner, a table full of dwarves gambling, a borg at the bar trying to trade parts (organic, inorganic) to the bartender for drinks, something dead on the dance floor trying to boogie, and a chain-linked fence separating the food from the customers.

a reply to: DBCowboy I like a place that when you walk in no one turns their head in your direction... and you can be invisible for as long as you wish... only I know the correct spell... will sell for turnips.

a reply to: peppycat

I don't have any turnips, but I will trade for a dead squishy thing I found in my shoe.

a reply to: DBCowboy oh, you can have the little rocks and things from my shoes...or the power of invisibility...

a reply to: peppycat

I'll take the rocks.

Invisibility is overstated.

a reply to: DBCowboy take three and I will see you in the morning😊