posted on Jul, 28 2016 @ 12:26 PM
a reply to: nonspecific
I've seen a unicorn. He was a pony called Taffy, belonging to a magical Welsh man who made museum replicas. A crystal cup this man was shown was the
only thing he couldn't replicate. He could see no way it could be made using any modern technique he was aware of. It wasn't so surprising that a pony
belonging to him was a secret unicorn.
As I walked past the field I looked down at Taffy, who was standing under a tree, and clearly saw a glowing horn growing out of his forehead. I walked
on for a few seconds before speaking to my companion. She was equally stunned and confirmed she'd seen the same thing.
One thing I have to say about Taffy the Unicorn is he was completely naked. Your unicorns sound a little overdressed.
With this I believe we have discovered a new insult.
Zounds man, your unicorns are overdressed!