After a conversation i will admit a few of my ATS crushes...

a reply to: DBCowboy

I think this the way the puppy monkey baby ad idea started

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Dance for me, monkey-bitch!

*weeps*

I thought I was your Monkey Bitch?

I once gave my heart to you.

It was in a Tupperware container.

It used to belong to someone. . . .

. .. . . . . who didn't DANCE!

a reply to: Indigent

I used to dance.

But even Anthony Weiner thought is was weird.

originally posted by: Autorico
a reply to: DBCowboy

/sexydance

That's better.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It was in a Tupperware container.

I still use that thing to store leftovers.

a reply to: Night Star
As talented as he is, I doubt he can do much with me. You, on the other hand, are very sweet.

a reply to: Autorico

/sexydance

The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

a reply to: Reverbs


Ahahaha! I don't know, it was so long ago.

a reply to: Skid Mark

How sweet of you to say. Wait...what?

a reply to: Skid Mark

"it gives me quite a thrill, when she grinds me against her will"

Like facebook it becomes in here.

Great thread it is. Kooky threads you specifically come up with. Fun they are!

Of course Night Star at the top of the list she should be, Hotty, she is .

Elf Queen and Elven Warrior she is, viscous in battle she also is. Fights demonkind she does.

Old, she is not, matured she is.

Valued friend to all she is.

Stirrer you are OP

P

a reply to: Autorico
Yep lol. Mind the ball gag though.

a reply to: Night Star
Lol had to think about that a second?

a reply to: Skid Mark

I haven't listened to that album in a while.

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: Reverbs


Ahahaha! I don't know, it was so long ago.

years pass but the light of ATS still burns bright.

originally posted by: pheonix358

Like facebook it becomes in here.

Great thread it is. Kooky threads you specifically come up with. Fun they are!

Of course Night Star at the top of the list she should be, Hotty, she is .

Elf Queen and Elven Warrior she is, viscous in battle she also is. Fights demonkind she does.

Old, she is not, matured she is.

Valued friend to all she is.

Stirrer you are OP

P

Talk like Yoda you do. Annoys DBcowboy it does. Must in his basement you go. Safe word he will forget.

I think the lesson is clear here, don't start sweet love declarations over ATS or it will turn into cannibalistic sadist fest in no time.

a reply to: Indigent

Or threads about deserted islands.

a reply to: Autorico
Your "sexy dance"/sad face made me think of it.

a reply to: pheonix358

Agreed! Great post!