The Perils of Hypocrisy

I cursed a guy who ran a red light. I said to myself "Why are such idiots allowed to drive, how stupid do you have to be? Pay attention to what the hell you're doing!"

The same day, I pulled into a gas station to get some gas. After filling up and paying the money, I got back in my car and drove off......................................................
....with the hose still attached.

a reply to: deignostian

I love eccentric people! I just want you to know. I'm probably eccentric too.

And I'm sorry if I did complicate you...
ily.

Hypocrisy is a part of being human. We are all hypocrites. From those who rail against climate change, tweeting from their wi-fi enabled cars, to those up in arms about animal rights whilst tucking into a tuna salad.

A synonym for human is hypocrite.