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Hilarious - Dem convention schedule (ETA: Satire!)

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posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:03 AM
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I was going to pick a couple of these to point out, but they're all funny.


Democrat Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016
11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
1:30 PM Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.
3:15 PM Address on "Being the Real You" Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM "How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke" Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM


Here's the whole thing
edit on 25-7-2016 by bbarkow because: edit




posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:06 AM
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a reply to: bbarkow

Shouldn't this be in jokes, puns and pranks?



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:09 AM
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a reply to: bbarkow

What? no tacobowl engagement for Hispanics, Or making fun of female black women names? What about the No Homo hour?


edit on 11731America/ChicagoMon, 25 Jul 2016 08:11:18 -0500000000p3142 by interupt42 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:11 AM
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a reply to: reldra

Yeah maybe. Sorry if I posted in the wrong place. Can I move it? Mods?



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:11 AM
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a reply to: reldra

edit on 7/25/16 by Gothmog because: just went to the site for the rest of the story . nm



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:13 AM
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originally posted by: bbarkow
a reply to: reldra

Yeah maybe. Sorry if I posted in the wrong place. Can I move it? Mods?


Just because their agenda is a joke ,it doesn't mean that this thread should be in the joke forum.

The same reason that HIllary threads aren't put in the Hoax forum.

LOL, but I think it might actually be more honest than the official agenda.
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posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:22 AM
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originally posted by: reldra
a reply to: bbarkow

Shouldn't this be in jokes, puns and pranks?


It could be a news segment.
Things are funny because they are true.



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:24 AM
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originally posted by: butcherguy

originally posted by: reldra
a reply to: bbarkow

Shouldn't this be in jokes, puns and pranks?


It could be a news segment.
Things are funny because they are true.


But it's not. This is about a convention schedule. I am not saying it is not funny.



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:28 AM
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This is a serious question.....

Is this list real or satire? Because..... If its real...... LOL

-Alee



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:31 AM
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a reply to: bbarkow

I would like to attend the RNC but they built a wall around it. That's satire but what i just read was just a plethora of thinly veiled insults.



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:39 AM
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originally posted by: Thecakeisalie
a reply to: bbarkow

I would like to attend the RNC but they built a wall around it. That's satire but what i just read was just a plethora of thinly veiled insults.



They built a wall around the DNC convention too. The irony and hypocrisy from that party these past few days is amazing.



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:40 AM
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Best line I've seen about the actual convention lineup:

From Scott McKay at American Spectator:

...list simply validates the understanding that this is a rogue’s gallery of corrupt operators and malefactors whose only innovation as political leaders is their having developed great skill at weaponizing their failure to govern.


Perfect.

Here's the whole piece.



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:46 AM
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a reply to: bbarkow

Haha, will the Bushes be attending?



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 08:53 AM
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a reply to: intrptr

Only Jeb!©



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 09:08 AM
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originally posted by: amicktd

originally posted by: Thecakeisalie
a reply to: bbarkow

I would like to attend the RNC but they built a wall around it. That's satire but what i just read was just a plethora of thinly veiled insults.



They built a wall around the DNC convention too. The irony and hypocrisy from that party these past few days is amazing.



The RNC at least has a reason to put a wall up, due to all of the violent protestors that show up. Not sure why the DNC is putting one up. Republicans do not go to them and cause trouble.
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posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 09:09 AM
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originally posted by: bbarkow
I was going to pick a couple of these to point out, but they're all funny.


Democrat Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016
11:15 AM Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
1:30 PM Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.
3:15 PM Address on "Being the Real You" Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM "How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke" Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM


Here's the whole thing


That. Is. Fantastic.



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 09:17 AM
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a reply to: NerdGoddess

It's not satire. Satire is clever.


edit on 25-7-2016 by Thecakeisalie because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 09:26 AM
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a reply to: amicktd

Both conventions had security set up by the government. What's hypocritical about fences? Yeah that's what I thought.

Shakes head.

Oops look a democrat walked out of a restroom with tissue stuck to their shoe. Call CNN call nbc call the police.



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 09:30 AM
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a reply to: intrptr

Maybe they will. Along with Romney and McCain.

Wouldn't that be a kick in the head.



posted on Jul, 25 2016 @ 09:46 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: amicktd

Both conventions had security set up by the government. What's hypocritical about fences? Yeah that's what I thought.

Shakes head.

Oops look a democrat walked out of a restroom with tissue stuck to their shoe. Call CNN call nbc call the police.


I think the real question is what's not hypocritical about the DNC right now? Yeah that's what I thought too. Take your snobby attitude and go vote for that criminal. We all know the Hillary supporters blindly support her anyways.



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