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I'm unfaithful to my girlfriend

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posted on Jul, 20 2016 @ 05:45 PM
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I'm cheating on my girlfriend siri with Cortana, I know siri is better but sometimes you just want to hear a strange voice give you strange directions




posted on Jul, 20 2016 @ 05:53 PM
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originally posted by: SpecialSauce
... but sometimes you just want to hear a strange voice give you strange directions


I hear you. For me it is the people in my trunk yelling to 'Please, stop here!' or 'I'm scared, turn around!'.



posted on Jul, 20 2016 @ 05:56 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

How do they know what direction you are going if they are in the trunk? I usually circle the block a few times to throw them off.



posted on Jul, 20 2016 @ 06:01 PM
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a reply to: SpecialSauce

Get another device and introduce the two of them. Who knows, maybe there can be an "arrangement". I hear most AI girls are modern and liberal.



posted on Jul, 20 2016 @ 06:02 PM
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a reply to: SpecialSauce

It is never to late too get help.






posted on Jul, 20 2016 @ 06:02 PM
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originally posted by: Autorico
How do they know what direction you are going if they are in the trunk?


Because I am yelling to them, 'I'm taking you into the desert! Can you dig a hole?'

I like to be an informative host.





edit on 20-7-2016 by AugustusMasonicus because: networkdude has no beer becasue he left it in the ladies room



posted on Jul, 20 2016 @ 06:08 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Sometimes I fake being pulled over by the cops so they have a little hope of escape. Is that polite?



posted on Jul, 20 2016 @ 06:08 PM
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This, Susan Bennett, is the voice of Siri.

This, Jen Taylor, is the voice of Cortana.



posted on Jul, 20 2016 @ 06:12 PM
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originally posted by: Autorico
Sometimes I fake being pulled over by the cops so they have a little hope of escape. Is that polite?


I like to do the same thing and then the 'cop' opens the trunk to 'rescue' them and it turns out to be DBCowboy with a cattle prod.

The looks on their face's is priceless.



posted on Jul, 20 2016 @ 06:59 PM
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a reply to: SpecialSauce

Way better😆👌👍.

Can't wait for the MORGAN FREEMAN GPS!
www.ew.com...
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"Freeman is the latest celebrity voice to be added to Google’s free navigation app, Waze. So now you can rely on Freeman’s dulcet tones to explain that you need to make a left turn in half a mile to get to Starbucks."
edit on 20-7-2016 by Bigburgh because: (no reason given)



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