posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 07:24 PM
Me and an old friend sat down, drinking a glass of excellent red wine.. She asked ;" Have you ever been in love? " I thought to myself and clearly
couldnt find an answer ; " I dont know, maybe? ".. She took a deep breath and said ;" Im in love " and all i could think of was pokemon go..
She explained where she met him, a romantic fairy tale with a happy ending.. And i said ;" Wait, did you really wanna know if i have ever been in
love or did you just want me to listen to your thoughts and hope im not honest? "
And suddenly my phone buzzed, ;" A POKEMON NEARBY! " So i said;" Hey! you want the truth, F# him, feed him and tell him what to do and you will
live happily ever after " And i ran of to catch a pokemon and she screamed;" Your a f%&ing idiot!"