Truth about a happy relationship

Me and an old friend sat down, drinking a glass of excellent red wine.. She asked ;" Have you ever been in love? " I thought to myself and clearly couldnt find an answer ; " I dont know, maybe? ".. She took a deep breath and said ;" Im in love " and all i could think of was pokemon go..
She explained where she met him, a romantic fairy tale with a happy ending.. And i said ;" Wait, did you really wanna know if i have ever been in love or did you just want me to listen to your thoughts and hope im not honest? "

And suddenly my phone buzzed, ;" A POKEMON NEARBY! " So i said;" Hey! you want the truth, F# him, feed him and tell him what to do and you will live happily ever after " And i ran of to catch a pokemon and she screamed;" Your a f%&ing idiot!"

a reply to: tikbalang

Excellent, excellent.
You told her what's up

a reply to: tikbalang

Did you catch the pokemon?

a reply to: tikbalang

You told her.

a reply to: tikbalang

What is pokemon go? I am happy you told her! Good job!

a reply to: Quantum12

Augmented reality cellphone game? I don't play, but I've heard of it.