posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 12:20 PM
....GET THE F OVER!!!! Yield! Move your a** into the other available lane, or one of the TWO other available lanes. Definitely do NOT:
1. ignore them and casually keep cruising along
2. be a real d*ck and slow down
3. flip them off
4. race them once they finally make it around you
5. when they finally get around you, speed up and tailgate them at an extremely dangerously close distance at 90 mph
That car just might be....oh, I don't know...someone in an emergency...such as, a woman in labor trying to get to the hospital. Just sayin'.
And on that note, I would like to report that despite all the jerkwads on the road, I made it to the hospital safe and sound and they promptly cut
this out of my body:
A few minutes after being born.
A few hours after being born.
The day after being born.
Allow me to introduce to the world, Scout Eisley Lafitte.