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Do you prefer a great massage or average sex?

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posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 08:21 AM
On second thoughts I can think of two occasions when I would have preferred a great massage to crap sex. Both were with lazy partners who just wanted to lay there like a sack of potatoes with me doing all the work...I stopped, put my clothes on and left.

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 08:22 AM
a reply to: grainofsand


My point exactly!

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 09:04 AM
a reply to: grainofsand are you blind, I have discussed it... so chill man, do I have to redirect you to a post I made concerning making love?

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 09:11 AM
a reply to: TNMockingbirdaverage sex..? Got a lot to say about that... boring waiting till its done. Yuck. Anyways, I don't believe in sex, the stork finds babies in the cabbage patch... got it folks?
Not you TM, I like your post a bunch.🎎🎌🎄
Gives one a bunch to think over.

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 09:15 AM
a reply to: paraphithat is very having sex with a 'pal'... wrong every which way... that's when you gotta say no! This is not working, here.
Concerning poor sex with wrong match.
I went to a male foot doctor and felt a wholesome good feeling..I recommend him over this other one I went to that lied about athlete foot product.

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 10:01 AM
I don't like being touched and rubbed by anyone.

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 12:55 PM

originally posted by: Profusion
I know the romantics on this forum will say there is no comparison between a great massage and average sex. Sex involves love, they'll say. The way I see it, a great massage involves love too. A great massage involves love for my body. Relaxation is not easy in this world; a great massage delivers every time. Love for another person is great, but you have to take care of number one first, right?

Here's how I see this issue:

Great massage

It delivers what you want every time. Supreme relaxation and pleasure are guaranteed. And, there are no side effects.

Average sex

The pleasure is often disappointing, and it is frequently dangerous. Average sex is almost never a good expression of love because it's too boring. There are also massive side effects such as unwanted pregnancies and serious diseases.
I'm a sex fiend so take it for what it's worth but I think it depends on who the average sex is with and who is giving the massage. I love both though..

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 01:15 PM
I suppose it depends on what "average" means for a particular individual. If my partner was a Victorias Secret model and our average lovemaking session left us both satisfied, I'll go with sex every time.

If my average sexual encounter was 2 minutes with a big smelly witch, of course I'd go with the massage. My personal average is somewhere in between but on average, I always feel satisfied, si I'm gonna have to go with sex.

Anyway, who says you gotta choose between the two? There are many establishments that cater to men looking for both these activities. A one stop shop, if you will. KI'll two birds with one stone, so to speak.

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 01:16 PM

edit on 7 16 2016 by Tuomptonite because: double post, my bad

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 01:28 PM
After so much time your "parts" can stop working and a good massage is about the
best you can do or get.

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 01:50 PM
a reply to: Profusion

There are many good expressions of Love not just sex or a massage. Things like saying, "I love you", Or "here Honey let me wash the dishes". Maybe bring home some flowers or cook his favorite meal. Buying them a book from their favorite author.

edit on 16-7-2016 by ChesterJohn because: (no reason given)

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 02:23 PM
a reply to: Profusion

Keep in mind, to some people, those two things are tightly entangled. I'm wired a bit funny. I can be completely "fulfilled" sexually with a proper light-touch skin massage. I'm not talking about any fun parts, either; I'm talking places like my scalp, back, shoulders, hips, and sometimes even my knees. It's so bad that my spouse has to look around before playing with my hair or shoulders in public because it feels so intimate and my writhing and vocalizing can be difficult to downplay.

So in my personal world and how my body, spirit, and mind works... touch is a kind of sex. And I'd prefer it over "average" conventional sex.

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 02:27 PM
a reply to: Profusion

ive never had average sex.

anything i do was foretold in the stars, and is legend among the women that share my bed. It is an age undreamed of

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 02:28 PM
dp (not in the porn way)
edit on 16-7-2016 by DOCHOLIDAZE1 because: (no reason given)

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 02:41 PM
Are you kidding me?
I'll take the massage any time, and after a long, exhausting day I'll take the massage and a hot bath even if the sex promise to be extraordinary.
I understand those who will go for the sex but I think that with age the priorities are changing a bit.

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 05:19 PM
a reply to: Denoli

Oh, my!

posted on Jul, 16 2016 @ 10:52 PM
a reply to: Profusion

A good massage, and who knows, that could lead to some average sex

posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 05:18 AM
massage by far. Especially back walking

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