Meet the First Artificial Animal

They're gonna make human hybrids, which will be the next minority's and/or SJW's

Dr. Frankenstein : "What do you mean you just printed it and it swam away?"

Domain: Synthetic
Kingdom: psuedoanimalia
phylum: flexilis
class: musculus
order: aurum
family: cor
genus: rattus
species: psuedopastinaca

But imo

Flexilis psuedopastinaca is what I would name it. 

The fact that is a step in the right direction for creating artificial hearts, and other organs, along with achieving synthetic cognition, I think this is remarkable, scary and beautiful all at the same time.
If we are to truly move forward as a species, the first question we must all ask when a new technology emerges is not how we can weaponize it, but how it can be used to improve human life.