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posted on Jul, 15 2016 @ 09:14 AM
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Monica Lewinsky wanted plastic surgery to have her love handles removed.
When she woke up, her ears were gone.




posted on Jul, 15 2016 @ 09:24 AM
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a reply to: DAVID64

That's why after the generous donation of sperm to the California Cryobank by Chuck Norris all nurses there got Immaculate Conception the same day, by a strange chance.
edit on 15-7-2016 by GmAndre because: hmm..



posted on Jul, 15 2016 @ 09:54 AM
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Monica Lewinsky was once asked how she lost so much weight, she answered, " im just careful what I put in my mouth"
True story



posted on Jul, 15 2016 @ 02:29 PM
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Bill Clinton wanted to eat some fish and drank himself to near death because his wife wouldn't let him...
Bad manners at the dinner table.



posted on Jul, 15 2016 @ 02:33 PM
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originally posted by: DAVID64
Monica Lewinsky wanted plastic surgery to have her love handles removed.
When she woke up, her ears were gone.


Aaaaaah, nice thread. Have fun joking about this sexist crap.



posted on Jul, 15 2016 @ 05:11 PM
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a reply to: DAVID64 not really that funny, bill can go chase himself.


edit on 15-7-2016 by peppycat because: gross

edit on 15-7-2016 by peppycat because: dumb joke d.



posted on Jul, 15 2016 @ 06:59 PM
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a reply to: ReprobateRaccoon

Lighten up Francis.



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:29 PM
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originally posted by: DAVID64
a reply to: ReprobateRaccoon

Lighten up Francis.


OK, so I'm going to break the T&C and say things that will result in this being my last post on ATS. Just because you find such sexist topics to be "humorous" doesn't mean that it's acceptable. Either you're 12 years old and your middle school friends told you this joke, or you're a serial loser who constantly wonder why women treat you like a loser and refuse to give you the time of day. Either way, you're a despicable human being with a disgusting sense of humor.

I'm done on ATS...



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:40 PM
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a reply to: ReprobateRaccoon oh, hope my joke wasn't as offensive as the OP's. don't be afraid of alerting a mod...I found the joke in OP kinda gross and sad, myself
ATS won't be spiraling down into the abyss of poor humor..so don't leave, unless you have totally lost faith...i'll try to think of more wholesome jokes... if you will please stay... I would miss your avatar too much.
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