Among the many things he is infamous for Boris Johnson wrote a derogatory limerick about the Turkish President which, I think, is highly amusing.
So in the interests of keeping up with the times now that Boris has been made Foreign Secretary what can we, the proles, do to further outrage our
neighbours and partners?
I know - let's all write limericks and see if we can match Boris for biting wit and satire.
Here's Boris's limerick:
“There was a young fellow from Ankara,
Who was a terrific w**kerer,
“Till he sowed his wild oats, With the help of a goat,
“But he didn't even stop to thankera.”
taken from this source:
And here are my offerings:
There was a young fellow called Dave
Whose reputation had been hard to save
When it was found out
He'd shagged a pig's snout
That he hadn't bothered to shave
There was an old Frau from Cologne *
Who decided to go it alone
And throw open our doors
To all the World's poor
Now none of them want to go home
*artistic license - I don't know where Mrs Merkel is from.
So, come on everybody - have a go but please keep it fun.
PS - if, after reading this anyone wants to offer me a lucrative, globe-trotting job at the Foreign Office I can be contacted here at ATS.
If, however, anyone wants to do me for treason or insurrection I should point out that I'm actually a Bot.
edit on 15-7-2016 by berenike because: (no reason given)