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Funny headlines with my comments

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posted on Jan, 18 2005 @ 01:04 PM
These are some headlines I found that struck me as funny. They are in quotes. My comments follow unquoted.

"Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty."

I say let the rigor mortis fit the crime!

"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead."

Dead relatives are grief stricken!

"A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking" stole a steamroller and led police on a 5mph chase, until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop."

Time lapse photography of the incident clearly showed the driver refusing to pull over for a parked police car!

"A woman had her husband's ashes made into an egg timer when he died so he could still "help" in the kitchen."

Nothin' says lovin' like somethin' from the oven!


[edit on 18-1-2005 by sozzledboot]

posted on Jan, 18 2005 @ 01:27 PM
No offense but i think you should give up on the observation humour.

posted on Jan, 18 2005 @ 01:34 PM
Nice sozzledboot.

posted on Jan, 18 2005 @ 01:36 PM
Humor is relative. Just ask my brother-in-law.

posted on Jan, 18 2005 @ 01:37 PM

Originally posted by shorty
No offense but i think you should give up on the observation humour.

Why should he? I thought his post was funny. Besides, this is the joke section , ain't it?

Edit: BTW, Shorty, Christmas is over.

and if this doesn't fit YOUR kind of humor, next time just don't comment.

[edit on 18-1-2005 by m0rbid]

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