I can see it now. CNN covers the carnage of Easter Island after a rioting mob of militants, oddly enough representing every radical group imaginable
(except NAMBLA, to my knowledge) goes statue-tipping while shouting "ATS ROCKS!"
No, Chicken, maybe somewhere there are no historical objects to break that'll matter?
How about France? They're used to being sacked!!

(Sorry Nans, I couldn't help it. But you'd like the company, oui?)