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You're stuck on an deserted island - which five members are with you?

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posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 09:54 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
DEBAUCHERY ISLAND FOREVER!


The fairies are pleased and have scheduled a mani/pedi for you.




posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 10:06 AM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Please take me back...I'm too delicious!


Do you honestly want to go to Drag(on) Queen Island?


The Dragons have destroyed your island, I'm sad to say. Please try to keep up.

I hope you had camouflaged lifeboats. Indigent's only hope is if he's miraculously immune to dragon-meat poisoning.

It's all very sad.



Our fleet of Sperm whales...outfitted with strap-on Trebuchets, armed with mildewed jock-straps, vintage '80's-era porn and Gas Station Sushi, have your island surrounded.
Surrender...or prepare to have your idyllic island adulterated!



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 10:15 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
...vintage '80's-era porn...


Ah, yes, before mowing the lawn had become popular.



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 10:49 AM
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Then this is war.

I'd bang the war drums, but I only have a harmonica.

(Hums the call to war. . . . and then makes a choo-choo noise)



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 10:59 AM
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How the hell did this thread end up as an episode of Naked and Afraid.



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 11:01 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
How the hell did this thread end up as an episode of Naked and Afraid.


With booze



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 11:03 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
How the hell did this thread end up as an episode of Naked and Afraid.


Now your describing the last time I had my prostate checked.



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 11:07 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Please take me back...I'm too delicious!


Do you honestly want to go to Drag(on) Queen Island?


The Dragons have destroyed your island, I'm sad to say. Please try to keep up.

I hope you had camouflaged lifeboats. Indigent's only hope is if he's miraculously immune to dragon-meat poisoning.

It's all very sad.



Our fleet of Sperm whales...outfitted with strap-on Trebuchets, armed with mildewed jock-straps, vintage '80's-era porn and Gas Station Sushi, have your island surrounded.
Surrender...or prepare to have your idyllic island adulterated!


You may have noticed your fleet is leaving...We sent the dragons out with loudspeakers of Sperm whale mating calls.

We wish you nothing but peace...the dragons are still miffed, however, so...?

Anyway. You boys keep having fun over there!! *sips another coconut cocktail from her hammock, amused by the great eager splashing of the whales as they head away from the island, far far into the distance*



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 11:11 AM
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a reply to: AboveBoard




You may have noticed your fleet is leaving...We sent the dragons out with loudspeakers of Sperm whale mating calls.


Oh.. what a mistake, your dragons were not prepared and the whales mate the *snip* out of those poor dragons... they need copious amounts of hot showers and scrubbing

Poor things will never be the same


DO NOT google sperm whale penis
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posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:05 PM
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originally posted by: Indigent
DO NOT google sperm whale penis


Too late.



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:07 PM
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a reply to: Indigent

Um i just did thanks. It took me to a top ten facts about sperm whale wieners page. One of which was a scientist explaining that whale penises are often difficult to measure in practice. Gee, you dont say.



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:11 PM
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I just get links to Anthony Weiner.

(he won't stop calling me!)



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:11 PM
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originally posted by: BASSPLYR
a reply to: Indigent

One of which was a scientist explaining that whale penises are often difficult to measure in practice.


'Practice Makes Perfect'.



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:13 PM
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"Our fleet of Sperm whales...outfitted with strap-on Trebuchets, armed with mildewed jock-straps, vintage '80's-era porn and Gas Station Sushi, have your island surrounded.
Surrender...or prepare to have your idyllic island adulterated!"

Hey i love gas station sushi! Thats how i got my six pack abs, from the stomach cramps. Plus they make it with brown rice now instead of white rice for the health concious.....that IS supposed to be brown rice right?
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edit on 17-7-2016 by BASSPLYR because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:21 PM
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originally posted by: Indigent
a reply to: AboveBoard




You may have noticed your fleet is leaving...We sent the dragons out with loudspeakers of Sperm whale mating calls.




DO NOT google sperm whale penis


DITTO on 'Whale Vagina'.



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:31 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

That is "San Diego" in latin.



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:35 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

That is "San Diego" in latin.


I also got Anthony Wiener when I Googled 'Whale Vagina'

---"You Stay Classy, Whale Vagina!"



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:36 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I think the first sentance of this webpage is pretty accurate.

blogs.scientificamerican.com...



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:41 PM
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originally posted by: BASSPLYR
a reply to: IAMTAT

I think the first sentance of this webpage is pretty accurate.

blogs.scientificamerican.com...


The THIRD sentence also speaks volumes about Marine Biologists these days.


It's not easy to study a whale vagina.
But it is necessary.
Right now, penises get far more attention than vaginas in the science world.



posted on Jul, 17 2016 @ 12:48 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Hmmm. As a certified SCUBA diver I think I found what my next dive will revolve around.




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