I'm a Physicist at CERN We've Done Something We Shouldn't Have Done

It was worth the double post! My squirrels are back from Alpha Centauri this morning........happily playing in the bird bath eating Space Nuts. reply to: Blazemore2000

originally posted by: Xarian6

originally posted by: Greggers
For all who may have forgotten, here is a link to the fictional story the OP was attempting to pass off as fact (or at least as plausible) in his original post.

It's good reading. It's also fake.

www.reddit.com...

We get it.. it's a story.. you can put the bat down now..
We get it.

All Bo really did here was pose a question, the hypothetical.. you know that stuff so many of you seem to find utterly disgusting to even contemplate.. it's in the SW.. but no it must go to the hoax bin or you'll keep beating...

We get it.. your binary, anything not true/false hurts now, you drank the water, breathed deep of the air.. now you feel the need to attack anything not 1 or 0 / yes or no.

CERN and the LHC 'are' trying to find the gap between "theoretical" dimensions.. they even say so, so why so harsh on anyone speculating on what happens "after" that.. it makes you look reactionary and suspect.. especially in this forum.. the "speculative" one.. and even after mod note to stop attacking the OP.. it's pages afterwards and it's still the same old circus...

WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO THINK ANYMORE..

of this i am sure now, more than ever.

I'm not attacking anything. I'm just making sure people are aware it's just a story, as that isn't clarified in the OP and people are unlikely to wade through this entire thread in order to figure it out. If this thread keeps my attention (doubtful), I may in fact post it again, as this rightly belongs in the HOAX bin.

a reply to: NoCorruptionAllowed

In this forum you can discuss all kinds of sh^t whatever you want, and you don't need any proof or citations or whatever.

so what was wrong with what you replied to, are facts not allowed to be posted in Skunk works?

Are facts not a part of all kinds of ..... like you say?

Seriously was that first sentence in your post needed?

How does it help the topic at hand?

Just a friendly reminder...

Let's all stick to the topic at hand, please. Please. PLEASE.

On that note, Skunk Works is the perfect place for highly speculative threads such as this one. Happy posting, folks!

As usual, please do not respond to this post.

Interesting post. Would certainly make an equally interesting movie.

a reply to: Phage

To be fair it's just a fiction piece posted to /r/nosleep on reddit so your brain isn't meant to fall out, it's meant to suspend disbelief for however long it takes to read.



As much as I appreciate Skunk Works these days, as I like toying with sillier stuff, I think this should earn a Hoax-Title since it's picking up steam all over the net (mainly by religious fuelled paranoia directed at CERN-whch doesnt seem healthy)

Is this suppose to be true or some kind of story? This is nuts if this is real.

originally posted by: BO XIAN
a reply to: StargateSG7

Not unmonitored, he couldn't.

The CREATOR PROGRAMMER

has LOTS of options we have no clue about.

Even your great lofty and very talented one.

.....

Using computer terminology "The Creator" has Ring-0 privileges
below tehKernel andinto teh hardware BIOS so he/she/it could
intercept ANY call to any function and any low-level code either
preventing us or helping us find out more about and/or even use
the the basic structure of the universe to our hearts delight.

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uh ohh....my walls, floor and screens just went all pixelly.
Sorry but I gotta go an check out whether the creator is
gonna help or hinder me in this Matrix! ;-) :-)

Ooooh Yeah! Am I The One! That Neo that all you bin
talkin'bout? Hey....Creator! Where's my Stretchy-clothed Trinity?

a reply to: BO XIAN

Which part of more than a few scientists have outed true things via fiction stories and novels do you not understand?

Such as?

And which scientists?

And which stories?

a reply to: boncho

As much as I appreciate Skunk Works these days, as I like toying with sillier stuff, I think this should earn a Hoax-Title since it's picking up steam all over the net (mainly by religious fuelled paranoia directed at CERN-whch doesnt seem healthy)

It is amazing isn't it.

a reply to: Jobeycool

Is this suppose to be true or some kind of story? This is nuts if this is real.

Not even close to true...and yes it is a good fictional story.

a reply to: BO XIAN

I'm not familiar with what you're talking about, so I'd have to read about it specifically before commenting.

sounds like the plot from the game half-life

originally posted by: StargateSG7

originally posted by: BO XIAN
a reply to: StargateSG7

Not unmonitored, he couldn't.

The CREATOR PROGRAMMER

has LOTS of options we have no clue about.

Even your great lofty and very talented one.

.....

Using computer terminology "The Creator" has Ring-0 privileges
below tehKernel andinto teh hardware BIOS so he/she/it could
intercept ANY call to any function and any low-level code either
preventing us or helping us find out more about and/or even use
the the basic structure of the universe to our hearts delight.

---

uh ohh....my walls, floor and screens just went all pixelly.
Sorry but I gotta go an check out whether the creator is
gonna help or hinder me in this Matrix! ;-) :-)

Ooooh Yeah! Am I The One! That Neo that all you bin
talkin'bout? Hey....Creator! Where's my Stretchy-clothed Trinity?

The problem is, the creator/programmer was a high priced contractor who moved on to greener pastures and left a business analyst in charge of the system, and the help desk has been outsourced to another dimension.

What was intended to be a complicated ancestor simulation is now being used to run the equivalent of a Fantasy Football League.

What the f*ck did I just read?

originally posted by: Greggers

originally posted by: StargateSG7

originally posted by: BO XIAN
a reply to: StargateSG7

Not unmonitored, he couldn't.

The CREATOR PROGRAMMER

has LOTS of options we have no clue about.

Even your great lofty and very talented one.

.....

Using computer terminology "The Creator" has Ring-0 privileges
below tehKernel andinto teh hardware BIOS so he/she/it could
intercept ANY call to any function and any low-level code either
preventing us or helping us find out more about and/or even use
the the basic structure of the universe to our hearts delight.

---

uh ohh....my walls, floor and screens just went all pixelly.
Sorry but I gotta go an check out whether the creator is
gonna help or hinder me in this Matrix! ;-) :-)

Ooooh Yeah! Am I The One! That Neo that all you bin
talkin'bout? Hey....Creator! Where's my Stretchy-clothed Trinity?

The problem is, the creator/programmer was a high priced contractor who moved on to greener pastures and left a business analyst in charge of the system, and the help desk has been outsourced to another dimension.

What was intended to be a complicated ancestor simulation is now being used to run the equivalent of a Fantasy Football League.

These are, for my part, the most logical explanations, so far....
But that's just me, shrug. Nothing else seems to make sense anymore. And yet, I wonder if there are only certain layers of controlled matrix laid on top of some other physical reality, we can no longer see.....but only the projection of it. This would lead people to the conclusion that "it's just a simulation," so no big deal, right? Meanwhile what's going on truly underneath is dire. Remember, in order to run the simulation, have a host server comp to do it, there's got to be an outlet somewhere, that's grounded in a real wall and a physical reality, surely?

originally posted by: tetra50
Meanwhile what's going on truly underneath is dire. Remember, in order to run the simulation, have a host server comp to do it, there's got to be an outlet somewhere, that's grounded in a real wall and a physical reality, surely?

Given the concept of a simulated reality, one would tend to assume there is a physical server somewhere. The problem, of course, is that if our reality is simulated (or heck, even if it's not) we can only know what is in OUR reality, which may in fact be totally different from whatever might lay beyond. Consider this mind-blowing idea: the very notion of physical matter might have originated in some non-physical being's imagination in a totally non-physical universe that neither you nor I nor any human can fathom.