Why can't retsaurants cook eggs over MEDIUM!

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: BelowLowAnnouncement
I'm going to go through your posting history and star everyone you ever argued with

Say goodbye to the rest of your life, and the next.

Stave thy silver tongue, rapscallion.

I just found a rant of yours from 2013 in which someone inferred your anger was an over reaction.

He just got a star.

And now everyone is gonna think you're dumb!

As a former breakfast cook... Shut up.

If you've never done it you don't know.

Save yourself the 5$ and cook your own if your such an expert .

a reply to: schuyler

a reply to: Squirlli

You had me at sunny side up.
Amen.

The most depressing part of this thread is that the OP is surely a 'dine & dash' guy.
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a reply to: schuyler See what happens when you rant about bad eggs? I happen to think all super progressive left wingers are bad eggs. a little underdone, and runny. Or, Nudeniks as dad would say.

originally posted by: Iamnotadoctor
The most depressing part of this thread is that the OP is surely a 'dine & dash' guy.
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yup, right after eating the yolks and wonderbread

originally posted by: BelowLowAnnouncement

And now everyone is gonna think you're dumb!

Don't trouble yourself. I've already seen to that.

originally posted by: SteamyJeans
As a former breakfast cook... Shut up.

If you've never done it you don't know.

Save yourself the 5$ and cook your own if your such an expert .

a reply to: schuyler

I'm no chef, but eggs are easy to cook the way you want...

I can imagine the pace of pleasing the breakfast crowd would be overwhelming though. I can cook eggs for myself just perfect. Cooking eggs for 80 people...I would never sign up for that.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Lol for 80 people they would cook the fake powered eggs and just add water or milk. Love your post. Your funny! Thank you!👍🏽

originally posted by: schuyler
And another thing: Bacon. Four pieces or you're a cheapskate.

This. This is why I don't eat out frequently. My wife cooks the whole damn package of bacon. Cook it all or it's breakfast light. My friends are either truly envious ... or they mend their stingy ways.

For crying out loud. They aren't wide and they're sliced thin. 10 or 15 pieces ain't gonna hurt ya a bit.

LOL. Expert rant, my friend. S&F

a reply to: Snarl

I'd like to know where you guys are eating where you can't get a plentiful serving of bacon. I have never had these problems. Stop going to Howard Johnson's and Denny's!

Last time I ordered a side of bacon I had to share with the whole table because they brought too much! And bacon is something I just don't share.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

I was in Vancouver for work yesterday. We went out to eat and the person I met for work there ordered chocolate dipped bacon. I tried half and left half. lol

a reply to: schuyler

because the waitstaff doesnt tip the cooks so they dgaf...

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
I'd like to know where you guys are eating

The only place I go for breakfast fare is Waffle House and only then when certain folks are in town. You get three pieces of extra skinny, extra long bacon. If I ordered a side (like my Dad taught me), I'd have to take out a second mortgage. LOL

Just remember the cook with hit it at medium hit your crappy server will probably let it cook in the window to med well.. Cooking for 80 changes things and yes it's a bummer when you order specifically but thems the ropes .. Guess what yore medium rare steak is cooked rare and assumed it will be med rare by the time it hits your table because of carry over cooking ... Wtf eggs are not steak

a reply to: Quantum12

Did he put ketchup on his eggs too? I think you should tell him to take his business elsewhere.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

Lol it was a Chinese restaurant. No ketchup. Yes he was kinda rude to me! Lol

a reply to: Quantum12

Chocolate-dipped bacon at the Chinese restaurant? I feel like I'm in the twilight zone. Something just ain't right.

a reply to: eluryh22

It's how I snagged my husband. I cooked him bacon and eggs once and by the end of breakfast he had proposed.

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

lol that is why I got out of there quickly. I will never try that again!