Ladies of the World, I have a question for you all of the fairer gender. It's kind of a 'General Conspiracy', but not really. Maybe it's a 'Rant',
but it really isn't. It could go in 'Relationships', but it doesn't seem right there either. In any case, I can't think of a better place to ask
this most serious question than right here on ATS. ...
In all my 19,345 days on this planet I have pondered this question (well, there may have been a few where I was just worried about lunch, but anyway).
It is an enigma of sorts. Maybe even an enigma within a riddle, I don't know. It's actually an ancient question (at least a hundred years or so)
for which I've never heard a credible answer.
So, on to the question of import...
Why is it that the orientation of the Toilet Paper on the roll lacks importance to you? Does it not bother you (too) to have to scratch the wall
repeatedly to grab the tissue when the roll is on 'backwards'? Does it not bother you to have to make several attempts to grab even the smallest of
fragments? Is it not easier to grab, and unroll, the oh-so-helpful tissue when it is oriented over the top of the roll to the front?
The amount of time it takes to observe the rotational direction of the tissue on the roll before placing it on the axle is negligible, requiring mere
seconds. Sure, sometimes people get it wrong initially, but doesn't it drive you absolutely insane to not fix it...IMMEDIATELY...upon discovery???
Doesn't it drive you nuts that a new roll, installed backwards, makes the tissue indistinguishable from the wall it rests against???? Don't you too
yank off about 18 FEET more than you need if the TP is fed from under the roles as opposed to over the top??
Doesn't it make you crazy to have to grumble, stand up (with your pants (or pantaloons or whatever you gals wear) around your ankles), turn around and
stand there with your butt hanging out to fix the dang roll to even use it????? Surely this must be source of great irritation to you, as it is to
Us men, we get the whole seat-up versus seat-down thing...we're learning. But whatever is up with the whole TP roll backwards thing? Is it spite,
some devilishly delightful little trick to frustrate us to no end? Do you snicker maniacally to yourselves when installing the roll in this fashion??
Is there some soul gratifying satisfaction in knowing we will curse this method of installation...every...single...time????
I respectfully request your input to this most dire question.
Thanks and best regards,
edit on 7/5/2016 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason given)