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Crying Shoulders Support Group For Liberals and Other Professional Victims

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posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:25 PM
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a reply to: introvert

Cheetos. Mmmmmm. Chili cheese Fritos though!




posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:25 PM
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originally posted by: Kali74
a reply to: intrepid

You mean liberal indoctrination!


It's "liberal" to be educated? Wow. That's a helluvan admission.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:31 PM
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originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant
Ok. I'm done with this awful self caricature.

I have guns to clean.


Thanks for playing along.

This was fun.


No doubt! Much nicer than the squabbling.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:33 PM
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originally posted by: theantediluvian
a reply to: introvert

Cheetos. Mmmmmm. Chili cheese Fritos though!


We have established that chili cheese-flavored anything is a sign of true patriotism.

If you agree, welcome to the group. Otherwise, take your liberal ass somewhere else.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:34 PM
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Okay... *sniff* I'm going to share my REAL feelings here...

I can't belong to either of these groups. *blubber, slurp, sniff* M - my h-h-h-usband is...is... WHITE!
*gasp, choke* WE ALL ARE!!! EVEN THE CHILDREN!!!! *boo hoo, snivel, snort* and we....we... PAY TAXES and...and
*gurgle* I c-c-an't join the OTHER group because...cause WE DON'T EAT CHILI CHEESE!!!



See? SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!?!?!?!

We are ALL crying now over your....your terrible exclusionary practices! SHAME ON YOU ALL!!!

*stomp stomp stomp shakes fist*



Ahem.

*bows* I would like to thank my parents, God above, and, of course, the Academy...



- AB

edit on 27-6-2016 by AboveBoard because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:35 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant
Ok. I'm done with this awful self caricature.

I have guns to clean.


Thanks for playing along.

This was fun.


No doubt! Much nicer than the squabbling.





posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:37 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

You can learn to love chili cheese. It's ok.
I didn't like touching my sister at first but aunt mommy said it was fine as long as she's had some mad dog 20/20.

We got traditions to keep.

#whitpowwerz



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:38 PM
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originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant
Ok. I'm done with this awful self caricature.

I have guns to clean.


Thanks for playing along.

This was fun.


No doubt! Much nicer than the squabbling.




I can't quit. It's just too much fun.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:39 PM
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a reply to: In4ormant

#keepitinthefamily




posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:40 PM
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a reply to: introvert

And how's that working out?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:41 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant
a reply to: AboveBoard

You can learn to love chili cheese. It's ok.
I didn't like touching my sister at first but aunt mommy said it was fine as long as she's had some mad dog 20/20.

We got traditions to keep.

#whitpowwerz


I don't know whether to laugh or throw up.

Great thread!!




posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:41 PM
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a reply to: introvert

Just to clarify, before I go joining any group here — we're in agreement that the crunchy Cheetos are in fact better than the puffy kind?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:42 PM
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originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant
Ok. I'm done with this awful self caricature.

I have guns to clean.


Thanks for playing along.

This was fun.


No doubt! Much nicer than the squabbling.




I'm sorry, did you say 'Freedom?'



lol



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:42 PM
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originally posted by: theantediluvian
a reply to: introvert

Just to clarify, before I go joining any group here — we're in agreement that the crunchy Cheetos are in fact better than the puffy kind?


Ahem. I only get the all-natural organic kinds, and they are both EQUAL.




posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:42 PM
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originally posted by: theantediluvian
a reply to: introvert

Just to clarify, before I go joining any group here — we're in agreement that the crunchy Cheetos are in fact better than the puffy kind?


HELL NO

You can dip the puffy kind in your beer!



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:47 PM
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originally posted by: intrepid
a reply to: introvert

And how's that working out?




Sorry. I couldn't hear you. Did you say you wanted an order of chili cheese freedom fries?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:47 PM
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None joking post.

I couldn't join this group or any others. Similar or opposite. I have a bad habit of thinking for myself. And in all those thoughts not once do I see myself a victim. Haven't in 40 years. Too damn many victims today.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:48 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard

originally posted by: In4ormant
a reply to: AboveBoard

You can learn to love chili cheese. It's ok.
I didn't like touching my sister at first but aunt mommy said it was fine as long as she's had some mad dog 20/20.

We got traditions to keep.

#whitpowwerz


I don't know whether to laugh or throw up.

Great thread!!



I apologize for my derailment.

I hope many see what I have tried to accomplish.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:50 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant
Ok. I'm done with this awful self caricature.

I have guns to clean.


Thanks for playing along.

This was fun.


No doubt! Much nicer than the squabbling.




I'm sorry, did you say 'Freedom?'



lol


Somebody should shoot whatever that furry varmint is on that birds head and toss him on the bbq.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:50 PM
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originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: intrepid
a reply to: introvert

And how's that working out?




Sorry. I couldn't hear you. Did you say you wanted an order of chili cheese freedom fries?


Chili Cheese Freedom Fries

Priceless. I want that on a Tshirt




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