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Crying Shoulders Support Group For Liberals and Other Professional Victims

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posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:59 PM
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originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Cheetos, man, cheetos stains.


Only liberal stoner hippies eat Cheetos.

Get it together man.


How about corn chips? Or is that too ethnic.


What does ethnic mean? Is that like a foreigner?

We don't allow foreigners or their commie food creations.




posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:00 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Damn. Only 1 out of 2. I guess I'll just be a loner forever.


Slacker. Join the OP's group then.

We take our victim-hood seriously.



I dont have a car or food or a phone. How would I contribute?


Know how to tie a slip knot?


I've only practiced with nooses on my cats but I'm willing to learn.


I like the can-do attitude!

Come on board.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:00 PM
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originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Cheetos, man, cheetos stains.


Only liberal stoner hippies eat Cheetos.

Get it together man.


How about corn chips? Or is that too ethnic.


If they are the chili cheese corn chips I think your good.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:02 PM
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a reply to: onequestion

Wow, just one giant strawman....


So glad you are still being the SJW v the SJW's tho! You and your ilk need the warriors to protect your way of thinking and make sure NO ONE offends you when they are not PC enough.
edit on thMon, 27 Jun 2016 17:05:28 -0500America/Chicago620162880 by Sremmos80 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:02 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Cheetos, man, cheetos stains.


Only liberal stoner hippies eat Cheetos.

Get it together man.


How about corn chips? Or is that too ethnic.


If they are the chili cheese corn chips I think your good.


I didn't think about that. We may have to revise our group's by-laws.

But you have to be able to prove those chili cheese corn chips are made in America.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:03 PM
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a reply to: onequestion

Just read my signature.

Where do I sign up?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:05 PM
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originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Cheetos, man, cheetos stains.


Only liberal stoner hippies eat Cheetos.

Get it together man.


How about corn chips? Or is that too ethnic.


If they are the chili cheese corn chips I think your good.


I didn't think about that. We may have to revise our group's by-laws.

But you have to be able to prove those chili cheese corn chips are made in America.


Who else would make chili cheese flavored anything. Only in Murica can you come up with that #.

I call Tuesday as bandana night!



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:11 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: intrepid

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Cheetos, man, cheetos stains.


Only liberal stoner hippies eat Cheetos.

Get it together man.


How about corn chips? Or is that too ethnic.


If they are the chili cheese corn chips I think your good.


I didn't think about that. We may have to revise our group's by-laws.

But you have to be able to prove those chili cheese corn chips are made in America.


Who else would make chili cheese flavored anything. Only in Murica can you come up with that #.

I call Tuesday as bandana night!


Damn right! Chili cheese vittles are ours to claim.

Welcome to the club.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:11 PM
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originally posted by: Metallicus
a reply to: onequestion

Brilliant!

I especially love the 'diapers' on the list.



Don't you mean CLOTH diapers?? Come on people, at least make the insults accurate here!!



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:12 PM
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I just remembered that my ex wife wasent my cousin, can i still join?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:12 PM
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Ok. I'm done with this awful self caricature.

I have guns to clean.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:13 PM
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a reply to: introvert

Or fancy words like ethnic, speak Murican!



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:15 PM
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originally posted by: dukeofjive696969
I just remembered that my ex wife wasent my cousin, can i still join?


You're a disgrace.

I pray to Richard Petty you get some help.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:15 PM
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originally posted by: Kali74
a reply to: introvert

Or fancy words like ethnic, speak Murican!


So education isn't a prerequisite then?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:16 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant
Ok. I'm done with this awful self caricature.

I have guns to clean.


Thanks for playing along.

This was fun.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:20 PM
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a reply to: intrepid

You mean liberal indoctrination!



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:20 PM
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originally posted by: Sremmos80
a reply to: onequestion

Wow, just one giant strawman....


So glad you are still being the SJW v the SJW's tho! You and your ilk need the warriors to protect your way of thinking and make sure NO ONE offends you when they are not PC enough.

You're a strange hamster/gerbil, but I agree with you.

When it all stops, the real healing begins.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:22 PM
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a reply to: onequestion

Sounds like you're just looking for a hustle to get your hands on Kleenex.

There aren't any bigger whiny fake victims than some of the so-called "conservatives" who cry all over social media, various news media outlets and not least of all, ATS.

Donald Trump, the would be Whiner-in-Chief is proof positive.

I for one am disgusted by this trend toward pathetic, weak, whiny and frightened blubbering in popular "conservatism" that your OP typifies.

Most of your list boils down to the new right-wing snowflake delusion that being called out for discrimination makes the discriminator "a victim."

Boo hoo.

Maybe you can hook up with the Tumblr third wave misandrists and create some place to for your nauseating political correctness battles?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:23 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant
Ok. I'm done with this awful self caricature.

I have guns to clean.


LOL.

Star for keeping your sense of humor.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 05:24 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I am not a Xenophobe. I loved Game of Thrones.




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