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Crying Shoulders Support Group For Liberals and Other Professional Victims

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posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:36 PM
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originally posted by: Squirlli
a reply to: introvert

ok, Busch right?

If I can't find it can I bring PBR? (I can raid my daddy's fridge)



NO!

Only exception allowed is Coors. They are the official beer of Nascar, ya know.




posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:37 PM
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Since this is a group for professional victims, I suppose it is openly welcoming to solid, red-blooded, (white) 'Murican republicans, since there is apparently a war on them, which makes them true, perpetual victims and the object of so much ire.

I mean, fairness and equality, right?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:38 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:38 PM
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originally posted by: Kali74
You'd do much better starting a Hyperbolics Anonymous. You seem to have a serious problem.


Hyper Bollocks more like.



Teehee.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:39 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence
Since this is a group for professional victims, I suppose it is openly welcoming to solid, red-blooded, (white) 'Murican republicans, since there is apparently a war on them, which makes them true, perpetual victims and the object of so much ire.

I mean, fairness and equality, right?


We are all victims. Helpless little kids. Let's throw a big party together and get the independents to pay for it!



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:40 PM
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a reply to: neo96

You'd fit right in!

Grab your beer and hop in the pickup.

We got # to do.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:40 PM
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Hi guys, I'm Avgguy. I've been a victi-haulic for 3 years now.

My triggers :

- when people don't check their privilege
- red hats with white lettering
- Fox News
- savings accounts



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:40 PM
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Yeah good points. Not sure why the op left out the conservative crybabies? LOL

"I don't want to bake you fella's a cake! Waaaa..."

"We can't have Christmas anymore...the athiests ruined it! Waaaa"

"The Mexicans stole all of our jobs...I mean...well no i'm not cutting your grass or picking fruit or cleaning or doing construction laboring or ...you know what I meant! Waaa"

"What do you mean I can't put a ten commandments statue outside of that there court house? How am I supposed to live now?"



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:41 PM
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originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Damn. Only 1 out of 2. I guess I'll just be a loner forever.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:43 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Damn. Only 1 out of 2. I guess I'll just be a loner forever.


Slacker. Join the OP's group then.

We take our victim-hood seriously.




posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:44 PM
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originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Damn. Only 1 out of 2. I guess I'll just be a loner forever.


Slacker. Join the OP's group then.

We take our victim-hood seriously.



I dont have a car or food or a phone. How would I contribute?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:45 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: Liquesence
Since this is a group for professional victims, I suppose it is openly welcoming to solid, red-blooded, (white) 'Murican republicans, since there is apparently a war on them, which makes them true, perpetual victims and the object of so much ire.

I mean, fairness and equality, right?


We are all victims. Helpless little kids. Let's throw a big party together and get the independents to pay for it!


I was going to suggest we make the illegals pay for it.

Anyway, momma said I can't party. Then daddy threw a can of 'Murica at her.

Brb, gotta go change my diaper.
edit on 27-6-2016 by Liquesence because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:46 PM
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How can I sign up as a volunteer ?

I know how to trigger the heart attacks !!

I can provide tons of test material.




posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:46 PM
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I have seriously lost sight of what side of the fence people are truly on.

Kinda neat



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:47 PM
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originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Cheetos, man, cheetos stains.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:49 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Cheetos, man, cheetos stains.


Cheese Puffs bro. Get it right



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:53 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Damn. Only 1 out of 2. I guess I'll just be a loner forever.


Slacker. Join the OP's group then.

We take our victim-hood seriously.



I dont have a car or food or a phone. How would I contribute?


Know how to tie a slip knot?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:56 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Cheetos, man, cheetos stains.


Only liberal stoner hippies eat Cheetos.

Get it together man.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:57 PM
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originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Cheetos, man, cheetos stains.


Only liberal stoner hippies eat Cheetos.

Get it together man.


How about corn chips? Or is that too ethnic.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:58 PM
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originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?


Only if they are covered in sweat and chili dog stains.


Damn. Only 1 out of 2. I guess I'll just be a loner forever.


Slacker. Join the OP's group then.

We take our victim-hood seriously.



I dont have a car or food or a phone. How would I contribute?


Know how to tie a slip knot?


I've only practiced with nooses on my cats but I'm willing to learn.



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