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Crying Shoulders Support Group For Liberals and Other Professional Victims

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posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:14 PM
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originally posted by: onequestion

originally posted by: Squirlli
I only agree with half of both lists.... and if that's not enough to get me in, then I'mma light a police car on fire and yell racial slurs at you till I'm blue in the face.



That's the right attitude.


Freudian slip?




posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:14 PM
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originally posted by: onequestion

originally posted by: Dumbass
That is discriminating towards people without shoulders or a backbone


You're in.


Lol I don't need any support or shoulders to cry on.

But you rule the people out that need to get in, the ones without shoulders to lean on or a backbone to stand up for themselves. That is too confusing for them.

Now if you would have called it "Minumum of 2 Crying Shoulders Laying Down Support Group" it would have made more sense



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:20 PM
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a reply to: Dumbass

We lean on each other.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:20 PM
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You'd do much better starting a Hyperbolics Anonymous. You seem to have a serious problem.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:21 PM
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Both sides of the isle must be opposed, because getting screwed twelve years in a row by either party would draw too much attention to globalist, privatized agendas. Just when society reaches their threshold with either side, the other is there to offer an alternative to the perceived norm. Eight years of Obama and his policies have us begging for "anything" to take his place (other than a criminal). This thread makes a mockery out of those who believe in the two-party system, devoid of any divisiveness or covert agendas. I thought ATS was better...



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:22 PM
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I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.




posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:24 PM
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originally posted by: onequestion

originally posted by: Kentuckymama
a reply to: dukeofjive696969

If shots are a requirement, I may not want to join anymore.


No we are against GMOs


Gender-Modified Organisms?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:25 PM
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a reply to: introvert

ooo ooo me me pick me!

That sounds awesome can I join?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:25 PM
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originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:25 PM
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a reply to: introvert

OK. I was wrong. It was a post not a thread.

edit on 27-6-2016 by intrepid because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:26 PM
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originally posted by: Squirlli
a reply to: introvert

ooo ooo me me pick me!

That sounds awesome can I join?


Only if you bring beer. We don't like free-loaders.

Oh, and don't forget to bring your own Earnhardt Jr. coozie.

You can't use mine.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:27 PM
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a reply to: In4ormant

You are the enemy.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:28 PM
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originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:30 PM
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a reply to: introvert

ok, Busch right?

If I can't find it can I bring PBR? (I can raid my daddy's fridge)



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:33 PM
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Well I for one am glad your life sucks.
I know you must live a miserable existence if penning petulant little rants like this are considered an accomplishment.

Rant on, we are entertained. LOL
K~



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:33 PM
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a reply to: introvert




Liberals trying to take our guns.


The National Fire Arms Act of 1934.Gun Control Act of 1968, Assault Weapons ban of the 90s. The Brady Handgun prevention Act of the same era. The FAILED ASWB from Feinstein. Operation Chokepoint, and now pushing No Fly,No buy.




Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.


Forcing Nuns to pay for and churchs to fund both abortion and contraception until it was shot down at the Scotus.




Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.


The hypenate moniker comes from Liberals, and their never ending obsession with RACE.




Liberals trying to ban Nascar.


Only if they have 'rebel' flags on them.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo.




Join our group. We are the real victims.


No thanks I don't need the state to 'take care of me' or give me FREE Stuff.

Doing just fine on my own.
edit on 27-6-2016 by neo96 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:34 PM
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a reply to: onequestion

I've got a likeable smile though....



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:34 PM
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originally posted by: intrepid
Conservative whining about Liberal whining. Man it doesn't get more ironic than that.


I can almost hear Elton John singing "The Circle of Life" or something from The Lion King.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:34 PM
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a reply to: onequestion I with draw my job application. I don't think you could handle the pressure and emotional fortitude required, despite your internet tough guy persona



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:35 PM
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originally posted by: introvert

originally posted by: In4ormant

originally posted by: introvert
I wish I could join your group, but I am already too busy with my other support group in which we whine and complain about a wide variety of travesties thrust upon us.

That includes:

Liberals trying to take our guns.
Liberals trying to ban our Christian faith.
Liberals trying to stop us from being racist.
Liberals trying to ban Nascar.
Liberals trying to stop the sales of Busch beer.
Liberals trying to outlaw camouflage-covered pick-up trucks.
Liberals trying to ban country music.
Liberals trying to stop the manufacturing of red Solo cups.
Liberals trying to deport Willie Nelson.
Liberals trying to stop us from dragging homosexuals behind our camouflage-covered pick-up trucks while drinking Busch beer out of our red Solo cups and listening to Willie Nelson on the way to the Nascar race.

Join our group. We are the real victims.



What about your dog?


We only allow dogs if you need something to kick out of anger and your wife is unavailable.

Domestic abuse certification may be requested.


I'm not certified by the state yet but my daddy did pass down his wife beaters. Does that count?



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