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Crying Shoulders Support Group For Liberals and Other Professional Victims

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posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 03:49 PM
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Hi all,

First let me start by saying that I'm not here looking for members I am simply sharing my idea for a local support group that I'm starting in my own community.

Before you jump to conclusions and start hating me please read the rules I am putting forth as requirements to join. You will be vigorously vet and micro chipped. You Facebook and other social media will be stalked continuously and we have to meet your friends and family. This is not a cult, this is just part of being a liberal.

Oh before I forget our #1 rule is...

#1 Anyone who disagrees with you must be proclaimed a racist, xenophobe, Islamophobe, demagogue, sexist or a white person.

Here is my slogan;

----- There's no such thing as different -----

Things you must hate;

--- White cisgendered men
--- Republicans
--- Anyone who won't give you free stuff
--- You must violently oppose Donald Trump and his supporters
--- Rich people
--- Freedom of speech
--- The constitution
--- Guns
--- White people
--- Anyone who's white, even kids
--- Working
--- Real victims
--- Christians
--- White privileged

Things you must love;

--- Other people's money
--- Other people's stuff
--- Free stuff
--- Not working
--- Illegal immigration
--- Victims (except real ones ignore them)
--- Islam
--- Being a victim
--- Attacking Donald Trump and his supporters violently
--- Bernie Sanders
--- Hillary Clinton
--- Barrack Obama
--- Diapers

I'm not asking for much for my group but the rules are no exceptions. Once Again I am not trying to recruit you I'm sharing and idea with you.

Thanks

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posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 03:50 PM
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a reply to: onequestion

I love your sense of humor
I mean, unless I should be reading it for what it is, but I'm taking it as a joke. Oh dear god let it be a joke
I know it is.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 03:51 PM
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This one is goin to be good, let me get some popcorn and my 3d glasses.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 03:53 PM
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I'm gonna need a whole bucket of popcorn for this.
munchmunchmunch...........


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posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 03:53 PM
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Conservative whining about Liberal whining. Man it doesn't get more ironic than that.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 03:54 PM
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originally posted by: DAVID64
I'm gonna need a whole bucket of popcorn for this.
munchmunchmunch...........


Send me your address ill fed ex you some



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 03:54 PM
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a reply to: DAVID64

Me too!



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 03:56 PM
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a reply to: intrepid

Don't you mean.

Together were stronger versus Make America great again.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 03:57 PM
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a reply to: onequestion

Brilliant!

I especially love the 'diapers' on the list.




posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 03:57 PM
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My name is duke

I hate:

Spiders
Warm milk
Waking up at 5 am to go work


I love:

Ice cream
Caramel
Cheese

Whos with me



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 03:59 PM
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a reply to: intrepid

Why don't you isolate the exact statement that can be considered whining and quote it for me with an explanation.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 03:59 PM
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a reply to: dukeofjive696969

Don't forget Gary Betman. Pretty sure every Canadian hates him.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:00 PM
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originally posted by: neo96
a reply to: intrepid

Don't you mean.

Together were stronger versus Make America great again.


That could be a possible slogan...

I'm open to suggestions for slogans....

In fact let me add one to the thread thanks Neo.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:00 PM
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a reply to: dukeofjive696969

I totally agree with your like and dislike list. I'm with you.


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posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:01 PM
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a reply to: onequestion

I was much more worried about you. You complain so much you must be in some sort of pain.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:01 PM
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originally posted by: intrepid
a reply to: dukeofjive696969

Don't forget Gary Betman. Pretty sure every Canadian hates him.




Lol i forgot good old gary, those boos at the draft where awesome.Those buffalo fans did warm up my heart



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:01 PM
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That is discriminating towards people without shoulders or a backbone



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:01 PM
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originally posted by: reldra
a reply to: onequestion

I was much more worried about you. You complain so much you must be in some sort of pain.



Oh you can have a leadership role.


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posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:02 PM
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originally posted by: onequestion
a reply to: intrepid

Why don't you isolate the exact statement that can be considered whining and quote it for me with an explanation.


It starts with "Hi all" and ends with "Thanks".


Don't worry. I'm sure there will be an equally ridiculous one that's the opposite soon.



posted on Jun, 27 2016 @ 04:02 PM
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originally posted by: Dumbass
That is discriminating towards people without shoulders or a backbone


You're in.



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