Drunkenly Mow Your Lawn Around Midnight? Why Not!

I guess my neighbor thinks he's running a golf course, because he mows [ seriously ] every other day.
Monday - Wednesday- Friday- Sunday and then Tuesday -Thursday.........
I mow once a week, if it needs it or not.

a reply to: VictorVonDoom

Squirrels.

a reply to: Sublimecraft

Don't you know...
It's not how fast you mow.
It's how well you mow fast.

Oh # I'm doing freakin John Deere commercials....

a reply to: Atsbhct

Do you tell your wife to @$#=/ off?

a reply to: Sillyolme

I don't have a wife, I'm a straight woman.

a reply to: DAVID64

We mow our lawn ...when it needs it, which is never very often in our eyes!

I was pretty jealous of ...BuzzyWigs??? post about not having grass.

originally posted by: DAVID64
I guess my neighbor thinks he's running a golf course, because he mows [ seriously ] every other day.
Monday - Wednesday- Friday- Sunday and then Tuesday -Thursday.........
I mow once a week, if it needs it or not.

Across the street. Ex military. Every other day.
The edges on his lawn are so sharp you can get cut.
Me I have a more free flowing approach though i like as clean edge too.
I just have more garden and way less lawn.

a reply to: Atsbhct

Lots of homeowners in arid areas go for the stone garden look. No mow.
I live in the mid Atlantic. It's warm. We have to mow into Dec and start again in April.

a reply to: Atsbhct

Oh. From your comment. Well ya gave me a laugh now.
I'm guilty of assuming most members are male on this site.
Hi. I'm a straight woman too. Nice to meet you. 🍵🍩

a reply to: Sillyolme

Come up here, we could be mowing the snow.

I wish I was joking

a reply to: DAVID64

I guess my neighbor thinks he's running a golf course, because he mows [ seriously ] every other day.

Monday - Wednesday- Friday- Sunday and then Tuesday -Thursday.........

Please accept my sincerest apologies for my husband's obsessive lawn care addictions.






Now if you don't mind, I've got some dirty baseboards that need to see the working end of a toothbrush...

a reply to: DAVID64

i had a neighbor in el paso that had hybrid bermuda that had one of those special mowers for it. He had to mow every other day.

Im sorry....a lawn that looks like a putting green is just dumb.

I don't water as a strategy to not have to mow. This year we have had so much rain that im being swamped. But my God, my basil is going nuts.

a reply to: misterhistory

We do have a season where we mow weeds growing in mud.

a reply to: VictorVonDoom

For a yet to be released sticker called: Honk if you're Thorny?