Gulf Coast swimmers brace for sea lice

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: butcherguy
The whole crew limited out on black sea bass.

Black bass? Surprised the cops didn't taze or shoot them.

The only cop on the boat was retired and unarmed.

a reply to: butcherguy

He could have choked the fish.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: butcherguy

He could have choked the fish.

He had a knife. ( I meant GUNS when I said he was unarmed)
One spiny dogfish lost its head and another lost its tail.
The single liberal on board knew his place, so no lawsuits have been filed on behalf of the piscine marauders.

a reply to: butcherguy

#fishlivesdon'tmatter

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: butcherguy

#fishlivesdon'tmatter

Interestingly enough, that very cop just posted a video on my Facebook page of guys shooting Asian carp with shotguns as they leap from the water.

a reply to: butcherguy

The cops probably were serving a warrant in the wrong pond but the fish should have put their hands up anyway.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
Black bass? Surprised the cops didn't taze or shoot them.

Dammit, Augustus...that made me spit out my morning sip of tea

Are we certain that this isn't a typo? What if it's "seal ice," and they're just trying to have a few drinks on the warm days?

a reply to: BO XIAN

I didn't need another reason to not go in the water....

Thank you for consolidating my position (as a massively scared of nature puss puss)

Would take this over any spider, at any time tho tbh... lol