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posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 03:34 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
DB takes them hostage, does he fatten them up for the mason to eat them?





I just like having someone to talk to.

I get lonely.



If you wouldn't threaten to kick people in the nuts so much, you could have more friends!




posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 03:36 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
Last time I accepted Jesús into my heart, I had heartburn for several days.


He sadly can affect other parts of the gastro-intestinal system as well. Last time he had to carry me. Hence only one set of foot prints at the border.



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 03:40 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My amusement with this thread on a scale of 1-10 ?

Well, let's just say it's up there, definitely double digits!



I have a cousin in the double digits.

He used to work on a wood chipper.


I thought that usually rapidly reduced the number of one's digits ...



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 03:42 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I thought that was what the shelf full of baby doll heads is for.



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 03:42 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Last time I accepted Jesús into my heart, I had heartburn for several days.


I once let Jesús take the wheel.

I miss that car.



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 03:46 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
Last time I accepted Jesús into my heart, I had heartburn for several days.


He sadly can affect other parts of the gastro-intestinal system as well. Last time he had to carry me. Hence only one set of foot prints at the border.



He made up for it by the prints in the back of the drawers.



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 03:47 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Last time I accepted Jesús into my heart, I had heartburn for several days.


I once let Jesús take the wheel.

I miss that car.


In some of Jesús' neighborhoods, you'll lose all 4 wheels when you turn your back on your car.



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 03:52 PM
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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
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He made up for it by the prints in the back of the drawers.


Wouldn't be the first Mexican that kicked my ass.



Today.



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 04:04 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
Two questions:
How much did you pay for it?
Did you have to wear a ball gag?



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 04:06 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
How much did you pay for it?
Did you have to wear a ball gag?


Nothing and yes.



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 04:08 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

But you should see how he actually wears it...



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 04:10 PM
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originally posted by: pfishy
a reply to: Skid Mark

But you should see how he actually wears it...


Mmmm, you have to be careful with that. What has been seen cannot be unseen.



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 04:16 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

El Gimpo



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 04:17 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6

Si! Ficción de la pulpa.



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 04:22 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Y sabrás que mi nombre es Yahvé cuando caiga mi venganza sobre ti.



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 04:29 PM
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I don't understand French.




posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 04:32 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't understand French.



You're lucky, not only do I not speak English, I'm as illiterate as Dexter Manley in a pitch dark room...



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 04:34 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6

I mean, what the hell does that even say? I mash my fingers on the keyboard randomly and hope some of it manages to form into words that can go together....



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 04:35 PM
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a reply to: burdman30ott6

I used to be illiterate, but then my parents got married.



posted on Jun, 7 2016 @ 04:44 PM
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El roble es Bueno...



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