What Small Things Amuse You?

love when I ordera pizza from dominos and I can watch the process online to see when they got the order and who put it in the oven and when its ready.. I love it.

a reply to: natalia

My fav lil thing too! I love that thing! And I change the theme to the parrot/island theme because the little boom box, reggae music, and parrot make me gigle!

Its the small things that keep us sane!

a reply to: pfishy

Watching birds has given me so much pleasure. It's especially sweet when they bring their babies to your doorstep to ask for food.

There's hardly anything cuter than baby robins. One year I had three of these little beauties hopping up the path and then standing there expecting to be fed:

a reply to: berenike

I will probably get censured for this but in all fairness, I could not resist the temptation and the opportunity to poke some fun at myself in the process...my penis has given me and my wife many hours of pleasure and yes it is small so there you go.

Seriously, I get pleasure from nature, humming birds, flowers and I love the smile on a child's face when they get candy! (NO! I am not a perv)

Little babies laughing. OMG...

a reply to: INEVERQUIT

Do you know, that's weird. One of my small pleasures is thinking about something or other and then coming into ATS or looking in an online newspaper only to find that very thing being discussed.

About half an hour ago I was thinking about my ex-employer and how she'd tell anyone who'd listen that her son had a very small appendage which he was very self-conscious about.

Why on Earth that popped into my head, I don't know. And yet, there is your post on the very same subject.

I promise I'm not making that up.

a reply to: berenike

One adopted me in my yard. It sat under a bush near where I was digging and I threw a worm to it. It keep coming back even after it was big.

a reply to: Atsbhct

Blooper looble doodle noodle.
That rolls right off the tongue. You couldn't keep it on your tongue if you wanted to.
Pool noodle, pool noodle pool noodle. My lips are are cramping.

I love them too.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Uh. Mean.
I did give a toddler sticky tape to play with once.

a reply to: Sillyolme

You know that was a joke, right?

Now whose mean? Hah.

a reply to: o0oTOPCATo0o

Hmmm.
NYC 1977 I'm twenty. With my best friend dressed up in heels shopping on fifth ave. Typical NY working girls.
My friend trips and goes down on the sidewalk. I laugh as I help her up, take three steps and go right to the ground myself.
Bad pavement or karma ?¿?

a reply to: berenike

So cute

a reply to: network dude

Criminal Minds has altered my way of thinking to the point where I can see this.
Posted....to look like a joke...Taken as a joke....but in reality not a joke. And somewhere this is a reality probably, somewhere, maybe not this guy but still.
Jeeze why did I go there.

a reply to: Quantum12

Why does there have to be a battle? That's just pessimistic.

a reply to: imod02

But not really...joking that is...I know I know not nice but .....😵

a reply to: pfishy

I just want the best of things, no fighting. Lol

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh I have a degree. The kid was mine and he was fussy on a crowded train. Two sided poster tape from my bag kept him occupied.
Now who's judging???Lol. Yes joking but my story was true.

a reply to: Quantum12

Very funny when it's in the hotel room next to yours. And has dialog to go with it. 😈

originally posted by: Sillyolme
Now who's judging???Lol. Yes joking but my story was true.

Who am I to judge? If you're into bondage as long as you're cool with it that's all that matters.

a reply to: berenike

Must take a lot of benadryl to get through some forums then.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh peeking through the blinds now Auggy?